Cooter
Cooter SuperDork
4/13/17 3:07 p.m.

With Continental Kit

Someone save me from myself.

ShawnG
ShawnG PowerDork
4/13/17 3:44 p.m.

In reply to Cooter:

No problem:

-They're ugly.

-They're slow.

-It's a 4-door.

A customer of ours has one, we call it "rolling chastity".

Robbie
Robbie GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/13/17 3:49 p.m.

In reply to Cooter:

I know you live fairly close to me so I almost shat my pants after clicking the link.

Fortunately this thing is in BFE.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
4/13/17 4:09 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: In reply to Cooter: A customer of ours has one, we call it "rolling chastity".

Don't the seats make into a bed?

Cooter
Cooter SuperDork
4/13/17 5:42 p.m.
Robbie wrote: In reply to Cooter: I know you live fairly close to me so I almost shat my pants after clicking the link. Fortunately this thing is in BFE.

I just bought a '90 LeBaron GTC with the a568 and VNT TIV that I am going to use as a donor in one of my K-Wags (the Turbo MoPar Jihad is not at all pleased), so I really wouldn't be looking to go that far for this. However, I have a possible Fleetvan delivery up that way, and was just looking through CL for kicks and saw it.

As far as "chastity vehicles" go, I'll say the same thing that I told the guy I bought my Ducati from when he told me it was a "panty dropper"-

The day I need a vehicle to get some will be when I go straight to hookers. It would be cheaper than justifying any of my purchases by thinking it will get me laid.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy PowerDork
4/13/17 5:56 p.m.

I'm not going to lie, I really dig that.

I'm not in love with the Continental kit, but it's not a deal breaker on this one.

I'm picturing a hybrid of leadsled hot rod and pro touring. Really, just pro touring quality chassis build, no gratuitous billet or rediculous wheels.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
4/13/17 6:05 p.m.
Cooter wrote: The day I need a vehicle to get some will be when I go straight to hookers. It would be cheaper than justifying any of my purchases by thinking it will get me laid.

Chill man. It's just a nice side benefit of a cool bike.

Cooter
Cooter SuperDork
4/13/17 7:52 p.m.

I guess I look at women differently than you do.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
4/14/17 8:09 p.m.
Cooter wrote: I guess I look at women differently than you do.

I use my eyeballs.

JThw8
JThw8 UltimaDork
4/14/17 8:31 p.m.
spitfirebill wrote:
Cooter wrote: The day I need a vehicle to get some will be when I go straight to hookers. It would be cheaper than justifying any of my purchases by thinking it will get me laid.
Chill man. It's just a nice side benefit of a cool bike.

I've had lots of nice bikes, never met a woman who wanted to do the no pants dance because of it. One of us needs a better class of woman in their life.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
4/14/17 9:12 p.m.

Ultimately, if the only important parts of a woman to you are the ones you can see with your eyeballs, you may be destined to choose from those who are only interested in you for your ride.

As for the car, it has a certain cool factor, but I wouldn't want to change a flat tire on that thing. Holy no wheel arches Batman!

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