DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
4/28/11 1:16 p.m.
I have 1989 BMW 525i for sale. The car needs some work. The car was driven thru! a building so it needs a windshield and a front bumper, the front tires are flat due to sitting. The engine is fine it has 143,000 miles. It can be sold for parts or the whole car. I am asking for 1000 obo

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/2347641090.html

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Reader
4/28/11 1:23 p.m.

AutoZone has an install center now?!

nderwater
nderwater HalfDork
4/28/11 1:29 p.m.

props to the seller for posting their accident photos / asshattery in a for sale ad.

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
4/28/11 1:32 p.m.
nderwater wrote: props to the seller for posting their accident photos / asshattery in a for sale ad.

I was just gonna say the same thing.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/28/11 1:45 p.m.

I'm thinking he put off that brake job just a little too long...

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
4/28/11 1:54 p.m.

He was taking their slogan alittle too seriously... "Get in the Zone, Autozone.."

Raze
Raze Dork
4/28/11 1:58 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: He was taking their slogan alittle too seriously... "Get in the Zone, Autozone.."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, I laughed so hard I farted!

SilverFleet
SilverFleet HalfDork
4/28/11 2:00 p.m.

Wow, and that didn't happen at the Weymouth, MA store were I used to work? That's shocking. That place has had probably 6-7 vehicles try to park in the store over the years. Ma$$hole and Pseudosport can vouch for this, because we all used to work there.

dculberson
dculberson Reader
4/28/11 3:27 p.m.

The powerful suck field emanating from the store drew the car right in.

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
4/28/11 3:29 p.m.

Best part is, McParts clearly lost. A bumper cover and a windshield? WELL worth the price.

integraguy
integraguy Dork
4/28/11 3:30 p.m.

BWM, the ultimate building flattening machine?

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
4/28/11 3:30 p.m.

Clearly a testament to the solidness and fortitude of the E34.

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle New Reader
4/29/11 12:40 p.m.

...I wonder if they went there to buy brakes?

MA$$hole
MA$$hole Reader
4/29/11 3:54 p.m.
SilverFleet wrote: Wow, and that didn't happen at the Weymouth, MA store were I used to work? That's shocking. That place has had probably 6-7 vehicles try to park in the store over the years. Ma$$hole and Pseudosport can vouch for this, because we all used to work there.

In my 6 years on/off at this store we had always joked about the day someone comes through the glass. Well last year it happened twice in 6 months. First some guys wife backed across the lot wedging her Trailblazer in the front doors, 2nd was an elderly man drive right in, put it in reverse to back out only to cut the wheel & slam into the building a 2nd time in reverse.

They have now installed concrete pillars in front of the building, only problem is that a Hummer H1 could get through these things.

conesare2seconds
conesare2seconds Reader
4/29/11 5:20 p.m.

Well, THIS is the funnest thread of the day. FTD

fast_eddie_72
fast_eddie_72 Dork
4/29/11 5:27 p.m.

Okay, come on. Like everyone here hasn't done that.

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