I actually had a 1974 Subaru in high school. That car was absolutely made of Suck. I would think that by welding two of them together, it wouldn't just suck twice as much, it would suck exponentially more.
I don't want that at all.
I'm surprised that it's not rustier. They must have used a lot of lead when they did the bodywork. The shock towers on mine were collapsing in on themselves by 1983.
Suck cubed?
I dont know why but I would not mind that in my driveway. If nothing else it would get the nabors wondering. It would make a great perade vehical.
or
Clown car.
Really too bad they didn't orient both engines to have forward gears in the same direction. Then you could actually surprise people.
If you got the other engine running you could have a 1-car demolition derby.
Ok, so maybe it would be more of a 2x 1/2-car demo...
I want to buy it, get both engines running, get a friend, and floor the thing from both ends until it rips itself apart. I mean, that's why it was built, right?
SilverFleet wrote: I want to buy it, get both engines running, get a friend, and floor the thing from both ends until it rips itself apart. I mean, that's why it was built, right?
It would take more than two of those engines to rip itself apart.
Woody wrote:SilverFleet wrote: I want to buy it, get both engines running, get a friend, and floor the thing from both ends until it rips itself apart. I mean, that's why it was built, right?It would take more than two of those engines to rip itself apart.
Ok, you're probably right.
Scenario 2:
Get both engines running, get a buddy, and floor it until one of the engines spits something out!
I would buy it just to park on the street to annoy the parking guys. For some reason we have a bylaw that says you can't park facing the wrong way on a street.
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