Hey y'all,
Normally I'm wrenching on German cars like my 2000 540i Touring or 1987 Porsche 944S, but I wanted to take a break from German engineering for a bit and work on something more Walmart-y. So I present to you, my new (not really) project: a 1996 Ford Mustang GT 5-speed convertible. It has something like 182k+ miles (busted odometer) and has lived a pretty rough life here in the Arizona sun. The paint is pretty shot and the car has more than its fair share of dents, dings, and scratches. It was already pretty sketchy when my friend and I purchased it earlier this year for $1000. And then we proceeded to make it sketchier in some ways. Here's what the car looked like the day I bought it (hilariously enough, from a German guy!)
The good was that the Mustang drove, (sorta) stopped, and shifted gears. It had a new alternator, new ignition coils, new (cheap) tires, and some other miscellaneous maintenance done. As for the bad, let's make a list...
• Non-working speedometer
• Non-working AC
• Non-working stereo
• Misaligned top that didn't seal fully
• Smoked a bit upon acceleration
• Non-working odometer (probably tied to speedo issue)
• Low coolant warning light on
• Many pieces were held on with clear tape, inside the car and outside (see pics)
• Various random wiring hanging around inside
But still, a clean title, running and driving, manual, RWD, V8 with an LSD for $1000? Can't really beat that. Title/tax/registration/plate only cost like $40 at a third-party DMV office, gotta love Arizona! Insurance is like an extra $30 a month, nice. So my friend and I got to work on fixing some elements and making others sketchier in the process...
We fixed the AC, initially with one of those cheap refill cans. Later on I got it fixed properly with gauges and evacuating the system with another friend. My friend rewired the rat's nest of wiring and made the audio system functional again. He also figured out some of the excess wiring and we were able to clean that up considerably.
We replaced the speed sensor, which didn't fix the speedo issue unfortunately. However, the speedo started working again today for some reason, so I guess that's sorta fixed now. The coolant issue was fixed by adding coolant and replacing the coolant reservoir cap, as those are known to go bad. A new PCV + hoses fixed the smoking issue, and a new idle control valve fixed the stalling issue with the AC on. All of those parts were bought dirt-cheap at Autozone, which is something I'm very proud of (good luck buying BMW parts in a store on a Sunday afternoon!). The braking feel was much improved after bleeding the brakes and replacing all the brake fluid with fresh stuff.
A quick junkyard run yielded some useful interior bits, nicer condition wheel center caps, a cool bumper lip (haven't installed yet), and a perfect condition front right corner light to replace the taped-together existing one.
Once the Mustang was in a decent state of repair, we moved on to making it sketchier. First we removed the exhaust from the middle back. No mufflers, just pure loudness. I love it. There's so much popping and it's so loud in tunnels that I've probably lost some hearing from driving it. Then we cut the springs a bunch in the front and back, which lowered the Mustang considerably. To top if off, we threw on some obscenely wide eBay wheel spacers to make the stance a little more aggressive in the rear. This is how it looked at this point:
It was super low so it scraped on everything, but it actually handled decently and drove pretty straight even after our backyard hackery. After that my friend drove it to LA and thrashed it a bit there, he did a YouTube challenge with another YouTuber there. Lots of burnouts, drifting, and whatever led to this:
No real damage, just the side skirts got torn off. My friend saved the clips and side skirts so those will go back on at some point. I actually looked at the side skirts yesterday on my front porch, but the black widow spider didn't want to give them to me so those might stay off for a bit longer.
After my friend was done messing around with the car, he had to fly back to Florida, so he left the Mustang in a parking lot near LAX for me to pick up. I took an 8-hour Greyhound from Phoenix to LA, which was an absolute nightmare. The bus was super late and the person sitting next to me smelled like a human-sized crotch. It was only $35 but next time I'll just spend the $200 or whatever it costs to fly to LA like a reasonable human being. I picked up the car in the LAX parking lot and immediately went to go get some In N Out. You know what they say, when in Rome...
After decreasing property values in that part of LA with my hooptie, I drove to Malibu to experience some driving bliss. Getting there sucked though, because LA somehow managed to have stop-and-go traffic on a Saturday afternoon. It was at that point that I realized the Mustang had a fully manual, heavy, unassisted clutch. That took a little time to get used to, since I'm used to the relatively light hydraulic clutches on BMW's. Eventually I made it there and had a total blast at Kanan Dume road in the canyons of Malibu. If you've watched Matt Farah's one take videos, that's where he films most of his videos. Speaking of that, Matt Farah did a video with the Mustang, which you can see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L35efXNbH2k. Surprisingly, he enjoyed it.
Anyways, I drove the Mustang around Malibu a bunch and had a total blast. Lot of tunnels to make noises in, along with beautiful, sweeping views all around. The Mustang was pretty filthy at this point, but I didn't care.
After that, I got stuck in another hour of stop-and-go traffic, this time going up a hill. Just in case I needed another reminder of why I don't want to live in LA... The best part was that there was a 911 C4 convertible ahead of me, and I definitely made the driver mad with all the noises from my Mustang. That provided a humorous break from the traffic though, so I ain't mad.
The drive home to Phoenix was pretty uneventful, aside from me needing to wear earplugs to avoid developing tinnitus from the exhaust and poorly sealed top. The speedometer still didn't work at that point so I used a GPS speedometer on my phone to figure out roughly what speeds I was going at based on the gear I was in and the RPMs (like 2000 in 5th was around 70mph). I made it home without any problems, so I guess the Mustang is secretly a decent car on the inside, despite its rough external appearance.
A few days later, I was going to a gas station and noticed a squeaking sound coming from my wheel. Thinking it was a wheel bearing gone bad, I didn't pay much attention. Then when I got to the gas station I noticed the wheel was sitting crooked and it was very loose, yikes! I limped the Mustang home slowly and once I was safely in my driveway I took off the wheel to find that the el cheapo eBay wheel spacers had vibrated the lug nuts apart along with breaking one of the wheel studs. Lovely. Don't buy garbage spacers, kids! I'm super thankful that this didn't happen on the drive home, that would have been reaaaal bad.
I replaced the broken wheel studs after a considerable amount of hammering and swearing. Eventually I'll get some better spacers or maybe a wider set of wheels... the 235's in the rear have almost no grip. The engine isn't even that powerful in stock form (215hp/285tq) but I can still spin the rear tires in the first three gears.
That just about brings me to the current day, phew. That was a lot of writing.
tl;dr: I bought a cheap Mustang that somehow survived a trip to and from LA.