A couple of updates.
Got my first case of bad M96 'noids. I was just going to do wheels/tires/brakes, drive it to the Mitty, and save the IMS job for the new garage in a couple of months.
Go to start the car after sitting two weeks and it sounds like this:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/6uPewHTOhRI7sUt03
NOT good...panic mode set in. I decided that emergency surgery was warranted.
I pulled the accessory belt first and found the waterpump to be 'graunchy.' I even got 8-10 drips of black water when I wiggled the pulley around.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/4SXTv9Xb02YjKQd53
Luckily, that turned out to be the source of the noise and was an easy fix. I went ahead and did a low temp thermostat while I was at it. These cars operate somewhere near the ragged edge of hot by nature.
So after that little incident, I also pulled the plugs and borescoped the cylinders. All looked good there. No issues, no scoring.
Dropped the sump -- nothing alarming there. A little bit of black gunk after 120k miles, but no chunks or sparkles. The three little flecks in the middle were thankfully RTV.
After that was cleaned up and reglued, I filled it back up with oil and water and it sounded fine. Disaster narrowly averted. Glad I didn't set off on a long road trip with that water pump and super glad the engine is fine.
I decided that if the water pump could fail between drive cycles with no other indicators, I wasn't going to gable on the IMS and started taking things apart.
So the back half the engine looked good -- fairly and clean and dry. Spoiler alert -- the original IMS looked perfect and was tight as ever. Debated whether to just put it back together, but figure that at this point the car will be worth more when I sell it due to the documented replacement. Unfortunately, my borrowed LN IMS Pro tool kit was missing a necessary part for the extraction, so I'm waiting on that and I will not be driving this car to the Mitty until next year.
While I wait on the tool, I decided to tackle another project: Lack of heat.
If you're wearing a white shirt in a 996 and turn the fan on full blast, you'll be peppered with foam bits. Coincidentally, I noticed that the heat is really inadequate even though the car runs pretty hot.
Presumably because it's a Porsche and lightness matters, they decided to put "speed holes" in the blend door and then coat that whole business in foam. Once the foam is gone, the blend door might as well not be there.
In the Genius column, Porsche made the heater core modular and accessible from the cowl. In the Ridiculous column, the blend door isn't serviceable....technically.
That's where the dremel comes in handy. After disconnecting the servo form the door inside the car, you can extract the bushing and see how it fits and how big it is. Then you can grind off the top of the pivot from the outside of the air handler and pull the top bushing out and extract the door through the heater core access.
From there, a really methodical job of covering the blend door in Gorilla tape is all the remains to be done to restore the blend door to its former glory.
This is the blend door pivot at the top left of the heater core slot:
A little dremel action, just until you start to see the bore open up, then clean it up with a knife:
View of the naked blend door -- should be completely covered in foam.