Update time, no pictures, all drama edition.
Spent the last 2 weeks figuring out the suspension rebuild, cross-refrenicing and ordering parts from all corners of the internet. Turns out nobody offers a turn-key kit for the cr-v, despite a few claiming to. Also, even the simple ball joint selection can be difficult. What follows is some overly detailed info for anyone who dares tread my path.
Part 1, The Polymer Menace:
For those in the know, a Urethane 'upgrade' on a sla honda requires the strategic omission of the rear trailing arm bushing, for an oem part unless going balls-out... err... I mean caged balls... err... sphericals. But as this is just a mountain touge grocery getter, so high maint items like that are out.
I decided on urethane after having about 5 other hondas with the swap and enjoying the tighter handling. Hopefully the extra weight of the crv will make the lessened compliance and NVH induced by the higher durometer even more smooth. My crx got a bit more twitchy, while integras seemed smoother, so perhaps this theory will hold. With this in mind I first looked up 'crv' on energy's site. Turns out, prothane, energy, and whiteline are all the same mfg now. (Correct me if i am wrong) with energy being phased out, and whiteline for different markets, with helpful interchanges hotlinked on some kits. Woot! a CRV kit exists! But... the 'complete kit' is missing over half the bushings. Looking up the individual parts to fill in the gaps more than doubled the price. And some only came in 'ricer red', no bueno.
A great sadness stretched over me... time stood still. I skimmed my options for stock type replacements, 16 different ones, scores of unknown brands, and refined unobtanium OEM parts. The project was suddenly daunting in cost and complexity. My mind spun as the cliff edges nearby beckoned me with the gentle caress of rocks below.
But lo! A vision telepathically intercepted by a mis-dialed wavelength scan brought me the trippy reality-bending psychedelic vision of... a spreadsheet. My mind recoiled, aghast. But there was only one way to be sure...
I spent 'time' with a whiteboard, and wrote out each kit, and sub-kit contents for every 88-01 honda civic, crv, crx, a few preludes, and acura integras from 90+ and discovered that 2 civic kits combined to make an actually complete crv kit. Why prothane could not do this on their own is odd, considering i did this with their own damn data, but whatever, i digress.
Turns out, the 8.2017 99-00 Si kit, plus the 8.2015 96-00 civic ex kit, makes the whole shebang, while the 8.2021 crv kit has no uca, toe arm, etc. The 8.2016 is just the 8.2015 missing a few important things, but with sway bushes. What a mess, but I had my formula. 8.2017+8.2015=CRV FULL KIT.
So I shopped around and found each for about $150. One amazon closeout, and one cheap ebay buy now. Sadly, both were the last in stock for the deal, but shopping around should yield decent, if not similar results.
Part II, the non-consentual boogaloo
With tracking numbers safely nestled in my inbox, I drifted off to sleep. My dreams were filled with dancing cars, doing the salsa with their shaky shuddering wavy steering, and angry drunken spindles. I awoke with a start and began looking up ball joints and tie rods with my phone, eyes squinting from the harsh backlight. 3 cups of caffiene laden liquid later, I had a clear fork in what I had assumed a clear and narrow path. Most upper ball joints were sold as part of a whole upper control arm, with bushings pre-pressed. Those who make quality balljoints ( proforged, moog, honda oem) all seemed to only sell the whole assembly at ~100/ea. And with a part shared with the 1800lb crx, I wanted quality... But the stampings are often inferior even on better brands, and I didnt need any more spare bushings.
I settled on some Centric Premiums (not ctek) for the uppers, but pickins were slim. I got Proforged for the Lowers. Ended up with Delphi inner and Proforged outer tie rods for a good price shipped. Prices were good, but shipping times are all over the place. Proforged seems the best non-oem option currently in production to my eye, but thats not my good eye.
Part 3. The Bump n Grind.
I took her out for a drive to finalize all the part buys and make sure my santa'esque list of naughty things that need attention (besides the girlfriend) was complete to a fault. The wheels howled like chubby instagram models on a sandpaper treadmill. The shocks felt... fine. Maybe a bit loose (shut your mouth, shes a good girl), but still pumping the fluids. Like a good man I googled a few younger models anyway.
Rear bearings are those bolt-in style, renown for their ease of replacement, and larger pricetag. Helpfully, left and right are unique due to this arrangement. I can't seem to source any japanese replacements, so I will have to pay more and trust timken, once again, to source my 30 dollar asian bearings for 70 bucks.
Poised to hurl the contents of my wallet (and anyone elses within reach!) At this aging suspension, I priced shocks. And some good options still exist. Ignore the temptation to buy 600 dollar godspeed coilovers and 20 dollar quickstruts, to check out the yellow Bilstiens and KYB's red AGX adjustable (if you can find em, may be discont) first. But the budget faltered, buckled at the knees and whispered in a parched and weathered voice from betwixt sun chapped lips "I can go no further" and collapsed into the arid desert earth. The dry sand stretched out as far as the eye could see. The border between land and sky was indeterminate, shimmering and liquid. I tried to remember which way we came from, but could not. And just then, the UPS guy arrived.
To Be Continued...