So let me update this dumb thread again.
-2000 Dodge 1500 4x4: work finally began. I discovered the damage actually went further than originally thought. Not only did the transfer case explode, the mounting flange broke clean off the tail housing the trans. New tail housing has been acquired, this truck might be back driving soon after it sat for probably 3 years. Through a weird turn of a events this ended up being my problem. Means I don't have to go looking for a truck for a while.
-1987 Pontiac Trans Am GTA: engine assembly began, but is back burnered again until I get other stuff out of the way. Definitely not going anywhere.
-1991 Olds Bravada: More ideas were spitballed, but reality is about to take hold and this thing needs to go. I'm going to get anything I want to keep out of it and list the shell for $500. If nobody bites in a month it goes to scrap. I think the truck is too clean to see that fate, but I really doubt anybody else is going to want it and any further work on this truck is truly good money after bad. If anybody wants some black leather interior bits including a perfect black dash for your square S10 project, I'll pretty much just give them to you if you want to come to Kentucky to get them.
-1999 Chevy Malibu: Daily beater I started to hate, decided to race it in King Of The Heap. Probably going to try to sell it cheap in the spring. Is currently running great as long as you don't let it get much below a half tank of fuel.
-1999 Saturn SL1: My beater project was sold to my dad, he's done not much with it, shifter cable popped loose while moving it around the yard. He's still trying to sell it, no luck has been had. Might find it's way to scrap. Its a really high mile car with a bleh interior, bad body, and a slightly bent frame. I don't think the world will miss it. Not mine but it's on my list because I've been told to use it for the purpose I originally bought it for, which was learning to drive a manual trans. So I plan on fixing it, putting tags an insurance on it and driving it.
Other vehicles on the property I don't consider to be my problem:
-1997 Mustang GT 4.6 Covertible: It runs, looks terrible, needs tires.
-2004 Dodge 1500 4x4 crew cab long bed: dad's recently acquired tow pig. It runs, needs attention, but runs.
-2011 Honda Crosstour: Soon to hit 100k miles. It's a 6 year old Honda, what else do you need to know?
-1996 Jeep Cherokee 2wd: is still a roller waiting on the engine rebuild.
The update here is that most of the problem vehicles ended up being mine. But I have a plan, so that's something I guess.
There's still no room in the garage for the GTA, really need to fix that.