What started as a small project, a simple rotor and pad change, turned into a multi-week episode which had me questioning my sanity at times. I'm beginning to learn that my past wrenching experience has not prepared me well for the sophistication of the E39 M5. I ordered the rebuild kits along with new pistons just to be sure that I wasn't caught out and could complete the job smoothly. Smooth was the opposite of how the rebuild went.
First, I mucked up the new boots that seal the outside of the piston. In the process, I also struggled with getting the new pistons seated back in, even with them fully disconnected and on the bench. So I ordered up a new set of seals, seeing as it's only $20 for the front axle, along with a fancy piston compression tool, and front control arms just in case. Next order of business was to get the pistons back out of the calipers. I really didn't want to reconnect them fully, bleed them, press them out with hydraulic pressure, and rebuild them again. Sure, this might have been a good case for me to finally get an air compressor, but I figured I could rely on the charity of my local indy for something that would take about 2 minutes of a techs time. Hell, I would be happy to pay $20 for the headaches it would save me. Unfortunately, they wouldn't touch them for fear of "liability". I though that was a bit of a ridiculous excuse, but I was looking for a favor so I moved on. Luckily, another indy that was recently recommended to me was more than happy to pop my pistons for me. I'll probably let them handle my next alignments, or other small maintenance items to feel out the quality of their work overall.
Now that I had the calipers disassembled, new seal kits and a proper compression tool I was able to get the calipers reassembled with ease. After I managed to pair the wrong bracket with the wrong caliper I got the brakes hooked back on to the car. It took a staggering two weeks to get to this point, but I finally thought I was making real progress. Hooked up my new Motive power bleeder, hung my catch bottle, pressurized the system, and managed to get a decent bleed on the passenger side caliper. Moved to the other side, followed the same steps, and...nothing. Not a drop of fluid or a puff of air, or a wee tiny bubble was produced. I knew immediately what I had forgotten. The E39 M5 with it's relatively sophisticated stability control system, relies on a somewhat complicated ABS system, which contains multiple solenoids and charge pumps. Suddenly it was obvious that the system was completely closed to that circuit of the system. The only way to solve this problem was to talk to that system.
So it was back to a familiar territory, the land of automotive artillery. This time the parts cannon was loaded with a Foxwell NT510 OBD II scan tool. It came preloaded with BMW software, and for $179 shipped seemed like a pretty reasonable deal. Two days later and it was on my doorstep. I was actually pretty excited to play around with this thing, but that excitement was short lived. Plugged the scanner into the OBD II port under the steering wheel and found that for some reason the tool wasn't able to automatically receive the VIN, or talk to the ABS modules, or complete a general scan of the vehicle. The scan tool and the car were having a failure to communicate.
berkeley.
After research, which brought up nightmarish possible issues, it seemed like one of the more likely culprits was the fact that my car is an early build date MY00 (02/2000), which means it's kind of a OBD I and a half.
JOY
Apparently, it's not uncommon for the OBD II port to not really work in E39's of this vintage, but the general consensus is that if you are lucky enough to have the OBD I connection (20-pin), it tends to work unless you have some of the more troubling issues, which will lead you down the terrifying road of individual sensor diagnostics. Figuring that another few days of delay was worth not having to return this shiny new tool, I ordered a 16-pin tp 20-pin adapter (OBD II to OBD I). Another two days wait and the thing showed up on my doorstep today. I almost jumped up and down when the tool was able to read the VIN and subsequently was able to talk to the ABS modules.
I ran the precharge pump a couple of times, filled the reservoir, re-pressurized the system, and bleed the driver side. SUCCESS, went over to the passenger side, repeated the steps, and got very little air on the first crack of the bleeder valve. Jumped back to the drivers side and got the same results.
I'm happy to report that the test drive went well. The pedal feels good and I didn't notice the noise or vibration I was originally trying to track down. I'm hoping this car will let me focus on the 2002 and E34 now. I really need to get some things done before kid 2.0 arrives.