Dang is right. I dont know whether to be pissed at the idiots, or envious of their motivation.
So I went to install the new alternator today and found a few things. First a blown fuse, and then I saw that my alternator/water pump belt was twisted inside out and wasn't necessarily on the pulleys anymore. (so v-notch pointing up). My truck never overheated so I'm kind of wondering when this happened.
Neither the fuse, or a new belt (I keep an extra belt behind the seat) solved the "dies when negative battery terminal is removed" so it was on to the alternator.
I had a spare in my basement, so I thought this should be a "wham bam" job. I usually just drop the lower radiator hose and go in from there. But oh no. It couldn't possibly be that easy!
Turns out the spare alternator I had was "clocked" completely different than the one I had in the truck. It would hit the engine mount before I could get the mounting bolt in... Now, I'm positive I ordered the alternator for the correct year of Oldsmobile Firenza, so maybe I got the wrong alternator? Of course this was about 3-years ago so I have no idea where my receipt is (even though I promised myself I wouldn't lose it because it had a lifetime warranty).
Bummer. My Enfield is scheduled to sell on Wednesday so I still have no money today. BUT as it turns out, being completely broke is an excellent source of motivation for me
(old alternator on the top, new alternator on the bottom. See how the bolts are clocked at different locations? The old one is 180 off from mount to adjust. The other? not so much)
Looking at the two alternators it looks like the clocking of the mounting bolts is done entirely by the top layer (that is, the layer underneath the fan and pulley). It looks like all the magnets, coils, etc, etc, etc starts under that layer. So I decide "what's the worst that could happen" and I start pulling an alternator apart for the first time!
The bolts look like "splines" but my 12-point 1/4" works just as well. It turns out that there really IS a good use for all those 12-point sockets I really never use!
Old alternator on the left, new alternator on the right.
I'm doing my best to keep everything in the order that it came off, but I'm a little slow after one or two "fathers' day PBRs" last night. In the end I finally get one good, mountable, alternator from the two. Sorry for the fuzzy picture, but grease prints on my phone and all that
Huzzah!
(and just like that, I'm never throwing anything away again. EVER!)
So here's the deal. With that switched 12v line removed the charge light is off. Right now I have the charge wire going to the battery, the S wire to a switched 12v source, and the "I" wire hooked up to something-I-dont-know-what, but probably the "charge" light. Looking at painless's website that seems to be correct, but I may be wrong (I was in a bit of a hurry this morning). Either way, I'm beginning to suspect that charge light knew what it was talking about all along. Ah well, you live, you learn.
Either way, she's back in action!
I'm kind of glad to finally get an electrical fault (besides the heater). Every other system has broken at one point in time or another, I was beginning to wonder when the electricity was going to go... Now that that's out of the way I think the only thing left to break is the cooling system.