In my mission to be a walking, talking cliche I decided to fulfil a boyhood ambition in this, my 40th year, and buy a Porsche.
For whatever reason the cars I really want are the ones which were new in the mid to late 90's - and as the 993 was out of reach financially that meant the unloved 996.
Luckily I've always liked this most unloved of the Porsche family, and specifically I wanted the most analogue one that I could find, so amber indicators, cable throttle and the 3.4 litre dual-row IMS bearing model was what I was after.
I wanted a manual coupe, preferably with the M030 suspension, an LSD and sports seats. This meant disappointment was to be my constant companion when perusing Autotrader, eBay and Car and Classic.
Whenever I did find such a car (or, to be honest, one with two out of three) the vendor either never bothered to reply to my call/email, or did - to tell me that they'd just sold the car.
In the end I clicked on an advert without reading it as the main picture showed a silver coupe with amber indicators, and the search I'd run was "manual 911". The car turned out to be a five minute walk from my office so I fired a message at the seller asking to view the car. Then I saw it was a cabriolet. Dilemma.
I decided to go to see the car anyway as it was in the Selfridges car park and my office was in Soho, so it was a pleasant stroll with a coffee. I met the seller in the shoe department - something of a first. It turned out that he worked in the purchasing department, and hence had free central-London parking in the Selfridges complex. Handy.
The seller was a lovely guy, a true car enthusiast - he was selling the 911 to fund the refurbishment of his Maserati.
Regents Park is close by so we went there and drove laps whilst discussing the car, stopping to swap seats and to retract the roof. The roof thing was good - I liked the theatre, and it was pure fun tooling around top-down.
I'd almost cancelled this viewing and now I was seriously considering the car - I bid the seller farewell and went back to the office to think about things.
I'd taken a photo of the build sheet under the bonnet, so to check out the spec I ran the codes:
C26 South African market vehicle
139 Seat heating, left
340 Seat heating, right
197 Stronger battery
220 LSD
222 Traction control ASR AntriebsSchlupfRegelung
224 Traction control ABD Automatic Braking Differential
288 Headlamp washer
326 Cassette-radio Becker Porsche CR-21 ROW
375 Two way electical sports seat, left
376 Two way electical sports seat, right
421 Front cassette compartment
426 Three spoke steering wheel
441 Radio preparation
446 Wheel caps with coloured Porsche crest
454 Automatic speed control
490 Sound system, MY2002-> Sound system Harmann analog
551 Wind deflector
563 Side airbags
567 Top tinted windscreen
573 Automatic air conditioning
692 6-disc CD changer Becker Porsche CDC-3
936 Leather rear seats
981 Leather dashboard and door panels
983 leather front seats