After a ten year hiatus Team Frozen Nuts Racing is planning a slightly more triumphant return than their last appearance at the $2008 Challenge. All trembled before us in 2008, and by all I mean places 48 through 51 as we clinched 47th place with a best quarter-mile pass of 20.473 seconds (from memory I also had a 24 and 26 second pass), an autocross time 42.4 seconds off the leader's pace and a rather generous 18.75 points in the concourse. The mighty Lightning McQueen themed Toyota Celica Alltrac (spun rod bearing and all) was sold on our return to an ice racer and other than seeing a few pictures of it in snow and ice covered battle a couple of years after being sold, hasn't been heard from since. Actually if it had fallen off the trailer on our 23 hour drive back from Gainsville I think I would have kept driving.
The last nine years has seen two different project cars both of which failed for different reasons. An XR4Ti that couldn't be made to rev past 3,000 rpm for the love of time or sweat before frustration led to it being scrapped and then a very rusty Miata that my family fell in love with and so it received some professional body work to make it look respectable. It has been a lot of fun autocrossing over the last two summers but the Challenge is an itch that needs to be scratched. There are some things that once seen cannot be unseen, and a few in a good way. For me this is very high on that list:
https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/oversized-go-kart-at-autocross/104460/page1/
I have no idea who built this or why, but they have my respect. There are only two problems that I see with that build:
- all the CRX's in this neck of the woods are either rust heaps or way over Challenge price
- the comments about probably not passing an identifiable test to run competitive D-Mod. I want this project to be for more than just the Challenge, going to the Solo Nationals is a bucket list thing and as much fun as I have autocrossing I want to get back to some lapping days.
But there are two great things about that car from my perspective:
- light weight. You pay by the pound when you start towing and that thing has to be light. And being FWD a tow dolly is a slam dunk.
- headroom is no issue. I've had a lot of problem with headroom and putting on a helmet under my Miata's hardtop for the one lapping day I did in it wasn't a lot of fun.
I took a look for FWD platforms that could be suitable and didn't see a whole lot that did anything for me. A Neon SRT4 has lots of potential but they are rare enough that I didn't see any going for Challenge money. Looking at RWD platforms I resisted "the answer" with all my might. Yes a ghettocet could be a lot of fun but getting a reasonable donor could be tough and high speed at a lapping day could be quite ... interesting. Actually if the Fiero falls through a miata-ghettocet could happen as looking at this picture has me wondering about why I didn't look harder for another Miata.
So that brings to me to my $2018 Challenge contender. I picked up a silver 1985 Pontiac Fiero with a Quad 4 swap and a blown head gasket for the princely sum of C$500. And completely seized parking brakes as we found out when the CAA came to tow my new possession home.