mel_horn
mel_horn Dork
8/7/09 10:18 p.m.

The farmer says "I'm sorry. I thought it was Cash for Cluckers!"

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
8/8/09 8:37 a.m.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
8/8/09 8:46 a.m.

so lame, dude really?

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/8/09 10:46 a.m.

i lold, but it's a bit OT...

mel_horn
mel_horn Dork
8/8/09 12:45 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: so lame, dude really?

No, the chicken was ambulatory.

However, HRC reportedly held the chicken aloft by the wings and declared it was a "vast white-winged conspiracy".

JmfnB
JmfnB GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/10/09 6:41 a.m.

Fox News reports that the chicken was separating from her estranged egg.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
8/10/09 6:59 a.m.

because the egg used a state tractor for personal travel to argentina to visit his secret parakeet girlfriend who...

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
8/10/09 7:17 a.m.

...had it so hen pecked the poor egg cracked, exposing...

thedude
thedude Reader
8/10/09 2:20 p.m.
aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
8/10/09 6:28 p.m.

a bitter and horrifying example of the gross..

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
8/10/09 8:42 p.m.

They'll take my fried chicken when they pry it from my greasy, salty hands.

scardeal
scardeal New Reader
8/11/09 7:34 a.m.

The dealer looks up and says,
"Is this some kind of joke?"

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
8/11/09 8:02 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: a bitter and horrifying example of the gross..

atrocities performed on chicken-kind when Hillary is allowed to have her way with...

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