DirtyBird222 wrote:
Why do people always do the transmaro thing? Trans_Maro can you answer?
I only deal with second-gen car so here goes:
Chevy guy with bowtie tunnel vision buys himself a Camaro that's all grown up. This car is called a "Trans-Am"
You see, the T/A comes stock with all the stuff you need to add to a Camaro to make it fun and fast. Bigger engine, more torque, stiffer springs and swaybars and a nicer interior.
Unfortunately, Chevy owners don't understand that torque trumps horsepower and they see a strange engine under the hood that seems to make all it's power below 3000 rpm.
This is confusing and scary to the average Chevrolet owner and rather than learn about it, they simply yank out the offending 400 cubic inch torque-monster and install the mighty Chevrolet Three-fiddy in it's place.
What they didn't realise is the huge difference between the two engines and they now hack into the factory wiring harness with house wire and marettes in an attempt to extend the Pontiac starter and alternator wiring over to the starter and alternator which Chevrolet has installed on the wrong side of the engine.
Usually, they also end up doing the very desireable manual-to-automatic transmission conversion at the same time. Again this is because of the "Hurr-durr, they're the same car ain't they?" school of thought that generates the Trans-Maro in the first place.
The conversion happens because the bellhousing that was carefully crafted by the General Motors School For The Gifted was designed to work with Buick, Oldsmobile, Pontiac and Cadillac. Being the wayward, red-headed stepchild of GM, Chevrolet wanted none of that and designed their own bellhousing.
So, the TH-350 automatic is also transferred from the same smog-choked 1983 pickup truck that donated it's mighty 105hp 350-2 barrel to the drag-strip terror that will be the Cheviac Trans-Maro.
This is how a Trans-Maro is created.
One day the owner of the mighty Trans-Maro hopes to install the holy grail of Chevrolet engineering, the world beating 383 hermaphrodite-stroker!
The 383 herm-stroker is the unholy child of the 350 and 400 engines.
You see, in the Chevy world, displacement doesn't matter, it's all about confusing combinations.
You take a crank from a 400 cubic inch motor and put it in a 350 cubic inch motor. Somehow, this is actually better than just having the 400 in the first place!
The Chevrolet world is a strange and confusing one, it breeds really strange cars when Chevy owners actually start looking at the other cars in GM's stable and wondering what potential they have.
This is how my own, personal Trans-Maro was created, it was my first T/A and my first Trans-Maro.
The misguided and I can only assume, inbred previous owner of thes car was also taught the "they're all the same" mentality and installed the very mightiest of smallblocks into the car I purchased from him.
It was equipped with the world-beating Chevrolet 267! All the stroke of the 305 with none of the bore! Another engineering feat!
I'm ashamed to admit that I soiled this bastion of automotive inbreeding by removing the Chevy infection and installing a 389 4-barrel from a 1964 Bonneville.
That is the story of the Trans-Maro. A mythical beast like the Jackelope and the Sidehill-gouger.