Bro, that's not a fuel additive

it even has a song

This is the story of the Gixxer Squid... The Gixx running rough, so here's what he did... he rolled on the throttle, but out came a fart... so he pulled real quick in the local Mini-Mart.... he asked the stupid Clerk, "what should I do" the Clerk said "N-O-S...that'll get 'ya through... but the Squid was dumber than the stupid Clerk, and he grabbed the Blue bottles like a berkeleyin' jerk... He popped the orange top and dumped in the goo, 1 won't do it, better make it 2. He started the bike, it sputtered, burped, and spit, he limped it on home, then it took a E36 M3 and quit. Now the bike is sitting, and it just won't run, and the entire Interwebz is having lots of fun. So the moral of the story of the Gixxer Squid, who sit's at the keyboard, wondering what he did.... Is to always use your brain, alway try to think, and NEVER mix your gas with an Energy Drink.

AngryCorvair wrote:

Salanis wrote: I think he came from like, the richest family in Guatemala.

Wow, *four* goats!

Ha-HAhahahhaa

Petersen Publishing had a whole line of 'How to Hotrod...' books and in the preface for each book there was a picture of a Chevy cylinder head with the whole bottom section below the exhaust ports broken off. It appears the protagonist was trying to pull the heads without removing the exhaust manifolds and did not see some of the bottom head bolts. Our hero thought it was just tight and used HAMMERS AND WEDGES TO TAKE THE HEAD OFF. The moral of the story: use common sense, dammit!

Here's another genius for your reading enjoyment. (sorry if this has been posted already, I'm still new here...)

http://audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267

Here's the beginning, you'll have to read the rest to for a good laugh.

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves........

zoomx2 wrote: Here's another genius for your reading enjoyment. (sorry if this has been posted already, I'm still new here...) http://audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267

Wow even my wife knows better.