bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
2/16/16 7:36 a.m.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy PowerDork
2/16/16 7:40 a.m.

"Ramblin' to the win."

jstein77
jstein77 UltraDork
2/16/16 7:55 a.m.

"Made liberal use of the chrome horn"

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
2/16/16 7:57 a.m.

Rubbin' is racin'.

bentwrench
bentwrench Dork
2/16/16 8:02 a.m.

That guy in front of me musta been crazy,

He kept backing into me!

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/16 8:12 a.m.

A young, rebellious Bernie Sanders returns home victorious from the high school debate team regional semi-finals.

PushrodRWD
PushrodRWD New Reader
2/16/16 8:15 a.m.

In tribute to Bowie: Rebel, Rebel you won the race. Rebel, Rebel you bent your face

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
2/16/16 8:19 a.m.

"I went out for milk, and I won this race. Mom's gonna be pissed about her car..."

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
2/16/16 9:08 a.m.

In reply to Woody:

So glad that he took out Nader in spectacular fashion.

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
2/16/16 9:15 a.m.

Ain't like this here car will ever appreciate in value... woo hoo

OldGray320i
OldGray320i HalfDork
2/16/16 10:07 a.m.

It was a long, gruelling, hard fought battle. Getting the car to the start line was a huge victory!

trucke
trucke Dork
2/16/16 10:13 a.m.

Kodak Moment?

bmw88rider
bmw88rider GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/16/16 10:15 a.m.

Now it's time to take the kid to get some ice cream. Hope the wife doesn't notice I've dented her car.

Raze
Raze UltraDork
2/16/16 11:07 a.m.

You only live once, racing lives forever.

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 Dork
2/16/16 12:52 p.m.

Somebody stop this crazy thing!

Trackmouse
Trackmouse HalfDork
2/16/16 5:06 p.m.

O'doyle rules!

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/16 5:50 p.m.

Barn find!

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
2/16/16 5:51 p.m.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

Engines pumping and thumping in time

The green light flashes, the flags go up

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank

Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

As they speed through the finish, the flags go down

The fans get up and they get out of town

The arena is empty except for one man

Still driving and striving as fast as he can

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up

And long ago somebody left with the cup

But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns

And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance, he's going for speed

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
2/16/16 5:59 p.m.

Hey buddy, this thing still isn't out of 2nd....

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/16/16 6:02 p.m.
mndsm wrote: Hey buddy, this thing still isn't out of 2nd....

Winner.

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 Dork
2/16/16 9:57 p.m.

Soundtrack and caption in one!

(And I really like cake)

aircooled wrote: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns Their prowess is potent and secretly stern As they speed through the finish, the flags go down The fans get up and they get out of town The arena is empty except for one man Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns He's going the distance, he's going for speed
Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
2/16/16 10:37 p.m.

Overexposure.. not just for flashers anymore.

chief8one
chief8one Reader
2/17/16 12:45 a.m.

Here hold my beer, watch this.

Jay
Jay UltraDork
2/17/16 2:28 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Overexposure.. not just for flashers anymore.

I'm going to dig this picture up next time some pretentious pho-tah-grapher starts going on to me about the "natural warmth" and "character grain" you get from shooting film.

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