Dave
Dave Reader
3/15/16 5:28 p.m.

http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/ford/unspecified/1736934.html?refer=blog

Here is one I couldn't see coming. The workmanship is impressive but the result ... is surely an acquired taste.

NickD
NickD HalfDork
3/15/16 5:31 p.m.

Uh, um, hmmmm. Yeah, that's a.... thing?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/15/16 5:37 p.m.

Apparently you can polish a turd. Or at least paint it purple.

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/15/16 6:00 p.m.

needs more being on fire

Will
Will SuperDork
3/15/16 6:04 p.m.

That is awful in every way a thing can be awful. It's probably responsible for the last Indiana Jones movie and Garth Brooks' rock star alter ego Chris Gaines.

This is what a custom Merc of that era should look like:

irish44j
irish44j UltimaDork
3/15/16 8:48 p.m.

"hey, I want to build an old-school hotrod. I think I'll use a Chevy Lumina chassis and some of its body panels as a basis."

Said no one ever.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 UberDork
3/15/16 8:58 p.m.

It had the potential to be awesome. It failed miserably.

Reminds me of the family guy/Simpsons crossover. So much potential. So little success.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/15/16 9:14 p.m.

SSR prototype .001???

drdisque
drdisque Reader
3/15/16 9:46 p.m.

I suspect that's a Monte Carlo, not a Lumina, but I guess there's no way to know unless you decode the VIN (if you can even find it) and it really doesn't matter since they both have the same wheelbase.

Will
Will SuperDork
3/15/16 10:06 p.m.
Dusterbd13 wrote: It had the potential to be awesome. It failed miserably.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/15/16 11:00 p.m.
drdisque wrote: I suspect that's a Monte Carlo, not a Lumina, but I guess there's no way to know unless you decode the VIN (if you can even find it) and it really doesn't matter since they both suck the same amount.

Fixord.

pres589
pres589 UberDork
3/15/16 11:05 p.m.

Oh, no. No.

BrokenYugo
BrokenYugo UltimaDork
3/15/16 11:19 p.m.

I seriously dry heaved upon seeing that.

Travis_K
Travis_K UberDork
3/16/16 12:54 a.m.

I knew from the title there was no way that turn out well, but that's actually worse than I imagined

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/16/16 6:05 a.m.

I'd seriously buy it if it were 1/5 the price. That would be so miserably awesome to take to Cruisin' the Coast. It really needs some cheap Pep Boys flame decals added to the sides though.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy MegaDork
3/16/16 6:54 a.m.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/16/16 7:20 a.m.

Just because you can ....

Dave
Dave Reader
3/16/16 9:06 a.m.

I honestly wonder if it matched the builder's vision. Was he/she had with the result?

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 UltraDork
3/16/16 11:38 a.m.
Dave wrote: I honestly wonder if it matched the builder's vision. Was he/she had with the result?

Well........they are trying to sell it. Might be a reason.

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