Clueless Buyer

Saw this on a local car forum. Have a laugh

Year: any Make: any Model: any Color: any Mileage: less than 80k

Price: $1500 or less

Description: Looking for an extra "emergency" beater. If it is manual, must have proof of date for last clutch replacement.

Requirements:

110% stock 110% mechanically problem free + no CELs requires a recent valid state inspection sticker (smog) requires additional basic checkup inspection from a shop with proof of review (fluids, lights, heat / ac, thermostat, fans, etc, slipping clutch, tranny whine) seller agrees to sign legal litigation stating that if any problems are found with the car mechanically within 1 month of purchase, he/she will cover the full expenses.

Hah. I like that last part. Its quite a bit different from my "tail light warranty."

I'm sure takers are lining up for that.

80k should be on the original clutch

You have to post the responses? Thats just asking to be trolled!

All that for only $1500

Pass

So far there are two responses of people laughing at him. I keep re-reading the post to get a chuckle. Talk about clueless.

porschenut wrote: seller agrees to sign legal litigation stating that if any problems are found with the car mechanically within 1 month of purchase, he/she will cover the full expenses.

Uh, yeah. Good luck with that one.