Fair warning, this is going to be a rambling post, probably self contradictory, and pointless in the end. But what the hell.
I'm selling my '96 F250 because it's just to bouncy for long distance vacation type trips with SWMBO (Carrie) and the dog, which is what I bought it to do. When I bought it we were planning on buying a 25' sailboat, hence the HD truck. Plans change, we went to the dark side and have a small powerboat now instead. It's much lighter and in no way requires that much truck (or helps smooth out the ride any).
Now I'm looking for a replacement. Help me figure out what models I need to look at. Now, let me throw out my list of requirements and issues:
Budget : around $6000 Could be a little higher, but I know this range puts me in older or higher mileage vehicles and I'd prefer to have a decent budget to fix small issues and catch up on maintenance.
Comfortable - I'm 6'1, 250lbs, 38" waist. I want something that doesn't feel cramped or uncomfortable on a 3-4 hour run to the coast. It needs to ride comfortably and not beat you to death (this is the main failing of the pickup.) This is all subjective, but we had a '97 Explorer that was comfortable until it started to get over 225k miles. Truth be told, if I knew what I do now I never would have sold it, but here we are. Full size isn't absolutely necessary, but midsize better be good or have other good aspects.
Towing - Absolutely must be able to tow our boat (2000lbs with unbraked trailer ) happily and drama free while being loaded with 2 adults, a 70lb dog, a full cadre of camping gear, and 2 mountain bikes. I don't tow my Mustang currently, but something that could tow it on a flat trailer in an emergency would be a plus. So figure a rating of 5-6000lbs for the minimum with 7500+ preferred. The other thing that is required is 4wheel antilock brakes, preferrable discs all around. After a couple experiences with the 250 towing in the rain, I won't buy anyhting that doesn't have 4wheel ABS. The rear axle ABS on a lightly loaded pickup is scary. This means no square body F150s, which makes me sad.
Bike storage - I mountain bike at least twice a week after work, so I bring my bike with me to work. Room for at least 1 bike in tha back is a necessity. With the Explorer with the seats I could remove the seatpost/saddle and front wheel, then back the bike in and secure the front fork in fork traps at the rear gate. This allowed me to put up to 3 bikes in the back with riding gear, or 2 bikes with camping gear and a dog. The bike I have now has a dropper seatpost so I can't remove it easily but I can lower it. Overall I need about 34" in height and 62" in length to store it upright. But this whole thing is somewhat flexible. If I can lay that bike down in the back day to day (not stand it up) when I'm by myself, I'm willing to use exterior racks when vacationing or hauling multiple bikes/riders. The other thing that made the Exploder nice was the completely flat, smooth load deck with the seats down. Less crap to get teh bike hung up on when laying it down.
4x4 vs 4x2 - Do I NEED 4x4? No. I've never even spun a wheel on a boat ramp with a long bed, 2wd, unlocked diff truck. BUT I've never owned a 4x4 and I think it would be fun to get further off on the local forest service roads with some confidence, plus it lends some confidence launching the boat. A good LSD rear, 2wd vehicle is a close second, and an unlocked 2wd SUV is ok if it's in good shape and the right money.
Now...here are the models I've been considering:
Jeep Grand Cherokee, ZJ or WJ, V8 4wd. - I haven't driven one yet, but I think this is going to be a lot like my old V8 Explorer with a good 4x4 system and a little less space. They're cheap, sound fairly reliable, and I'm willing to trade some interior space for the capability. The big question is how comfortable they'll be to drive and I won't know till I drive one. I have a test drive lined up on one this weekend. I think this is the fun, exciting option that might not really be the best one overall.
Ford Expedition, 2003 - 2006 or maybe 97-02 with low enough mileage. I've test driven 2 '06 models. On the 2nd gen ones I don't find the leather seats to be all that comfortable, and the interior design isn't great, plus they aren't holding up well inside. The 2nd row seats aren't flat when folded so it kills the upright bike storage and makes laying one down a slightly larger PITA because it's not flat. The older 1st gen has the same issue with the 2nd row but I think I might like the seats better since I like the ones in my 96 F250 so much. Finding one that's not beat to death is rare, but they're cheap when you do. The 5.4s have some issues as they age, but with a towing package (rarer than you'd think) they can easily tow the Mustang. Even the lowest rated 3.31 axle, 4.6L meets my minimums. Ideal? maybe a 2002 4x4 5.4L XLT with cloth seats, Tow Pack, and 150k miles? In general I'm a Ford guy, so some kind of Expy is a strong contender although I don't like them as much as I expected. Navigator also a possibility but the first gens are ass-end ugly.
Tahoe, Yukon -maybe 99-2002 or 3? I'm a Ford guy so I don't know spec details off the top of my head. These have a great, fold-flat 2nd row design and plenty of height in the back for my bikes. I haven't driven one yet, so I have no idea on ergonomics and seats. I've sat in a couple and...I'm not a huge fan of the dash and interior design? Maybe I'm just a not down with GMs? Also not a fan of the exteriors, really, but I suspect they may ride better than the fords. Tahoes around here seem to hold more value and still be more beat up than the same year Expys, too.
Suburban, Yukon XL 99-2002 or 3 - Solves the cargo issue by leaps and bounds but it's as big as the F250. Something a little smaller would be nice. Probably the best combo of ride and towing out there, but it seems kind of silly to drive around with one person and one bike most of the time (unlike a long bed diesel F250?) I do seem to feel better about Suburbans than Tahoes (go figure) and a well kept 4x4 one might very well seduce me. Haven't driven one yet.
Toyota Sequoia - Possible but kind of rare in my market. I was fairly impressed with one I looked at a while back but didn't drive. Definitely still interested in these. Would love the 4x4 version but they are REALLY rare here.
Land Cruiser? Sure, but the ones in my price range are beat up and HIGH mileage, even for a Cruiser. Otherwise, same general notes as the Grand Cherokee.
Jeep Cherokee (not Grand) - The ones I've ridden in weren't that comfortable and the I6 might struggle with ful load and towing. They're the fun choice that I think I'd regret.
Explorer - a really low mile version of the one I had would fit the bill but that's unlikely and I would feel like an idiot buying it since I sold one we had for 15 years. The later models were absolute crap on transmissions, not doing that.
4-runner - I HATE the low seat, feet-out-front position that these have. Plus they're too expensive for what they are.
X-Terra - I've had several friends with these. They were dependable but rode rough and interior space was really bad for what they are. Also, I hate Nissans.
Pathfinder - see X-Terra
Trailblazer, GM clones - Yeah...no.
Mini van - Realistically the best solution to my needs, but I haven't given up on life. Yet. So no.
Full size van - only if I found a REALLY cool one. I'm not sure as an over 40, childless man I'm legally safe driving a full size van around. Plus most of the ones I've driven were crap and they're a bitch to work on. But not out of the question.
Pick-up - If I could find a 4dr, 6.5' bed F150 in my price range, this would be a great option. But that ain't likely, they're really rare. The normal 4dr, short bed model is barely long enough for the bikes, and I've only seen a couple 4.6L models in my price range. Extended cabs in the late 90s early 2000s weren't really big enough for us and the dog. Chevy trucks? ehh..they're always garbage heaps around here in this price range, plus did I mention I'm a Ford guy?
So...discuss. What have I missed? Any insights on the models above?
EDIT: Good Lord I've written a dissertation.