I wrote this the other day, but was somewhat embarrassed to post it as it’s a distant dream. But after the BT46 thread, here goes.
I have a fantasy; we’ll let’s not go there. I have a dream! No that’s been taken. How about ‘I have a really stupid idea’, yup that should work around here. The only person I’ve shared this stupid idea with in the past is Tom Spangler. It’s, wait for it. To build a replica (well look alike) of an 80’s F1 car. Yeah, I said it was stupid. Now, I am under no illusion that I have the time, money or skill to do this, and right now what little of all of those I have is taken up by my Saab, my current plan is to start this stupid endeavor on April 8th 2019, my 50th Birthday and complete it before my 60th, by which time I’ll be too old to try and drive it at 11/10ths so I might even survive the experience. My idea would be a steel space frame with a suitable gearbox from an Audi / Boxter (should be peanuts by then) with an engine at least very remotely related to the original. i.e. a Cosworth car would use a 302 SBF, a BMW Turbo could use a turbo M42, an Alfa flat 12 could use an Alfa V6, A Tag/Porsche could use a Duratch V6 (original design berkeleyed up by Porsche before being rescued by Ford) or a Boxter flat 6, a Honda turbo by some alphabet soup Honda V6 and a Ferrari by, well I’ve never been a big Ferrari fan really. I figure a 1,000lb car with a 400hp engine is still 3lb’s/hp by the time you strap by (to be) 200lb fat arse in the cockpit. More than enough to scare an old guy.
Now, I said 80’s F1 car, why 80’s? That’s the period I grew up watching, living, breathing F1. It’s a little known fact that the 80’s stretch from approx. 1976 to 1994, who knew huh? Well those are the cars I like. Yes before that there were some lovely super swoopy cars, then early wings, but I never liked the big air boxes of the early / mid 70’s. I loved the relative simplicity of the designs, mainly single curvature panels etc. I really loved the slab sided look of the ground effect cars before they were band, then the pencil cars followed by the really low cars. I never got on with the looks when things started moving to high noses and super complex aero, that lost purity to me. There are another couple of considerations too. First, it must be a car that has the driver’s feet behind the front wheel center line. That rules out most of the skirted wing cars as they pushed the driver further and further forward to a perilous degree. That rule change came in 1988, but there were quite a few cars in the mid late 70’s that met that, and a few from the early 80’s too, or at least close enough you could make it work. Other considerations are that it must be a car with a covered engine, a 302 SBF while compact is never going to look like a DFV, so it needs to be hidden. One more thing, it has to have been driven by a driver I like and/or a team I like and/or a designer I like. As you’ll see there is one designer who comes up a lot. So the following posts will be some of my favorite cars to be considered.
So what’s the point and where would I use it? Well there isn’t a point, and let’s face it there isn’t really a point to racing, autocross, Locost’s, 7’s or kit cars in general other than ‘I want too’ on behalf of the owner. Same here. I would want to use it in Hillclimbs, track day’s etc. Now I know your about to say you can’t use open wheel cars at track days, well that’s not strictly true, I’ve been at a track day, on track (in my old SN95) with a mid 90’s Indy car. Also you could always add fenders as people used to do with old F1 and F3000 cars for interseries etc. Who cares, I just want too.
This may never happen, but mental masturbation is fun isn’t it?
OK, first off here’s some form of inspiration. Remember Iron man II when they went to the Monaco Historic GP? Well some of those cars were real F1 cars provided by the Historic GP association, but several, including Starks car were fully functional tube frame cars with a one piece fiberglass body. That’s the sort of simple Idea I like. The body of these cars was loosely based on the Wolf WR1/2/3 which is one of the cars I like. I’d plan on a far more accurate look and replica color scheme such that it would look right driving past or at rest from 50’. This would never be a true replica, more like a tribute.