Burnouts are to donuts what paper targets are to skeet
Your turn
"Burnouts are..." going to get this thread locked.
...how you show how little traction you have.
ShawnG
UltimaDork
10/26/21 11:45 p.m.
A cry for attention.
Right up there with loud pipes.
If burnouts are like loud pipes...... then Burnouts are lifesaving!
...are American as Apple pie.
-Elenor Roosevelt
NickD
MegaDork
10/27/21 5:20 a.m.
...awesome, if they are sufficiently violent. A weak 305 spinning one tire at 20mph, lame. A blown big block that makes a huge cloud of smoke almost as soon as the throttle cracks, awesome.
Better than rust, according to Neil Young.
Better than fading away, also according to Neil Young
Are the best way to dispose of aged out tires.
wae
UberDork
10/27/21 5:43 a.m.
... how I break something.
They're pointless unless you're staging at the drag strip.
NOHOME
MegaDork
10/27/21 5:54 a.m.
For people who don't have to pay for the fix.
Kinda lame.
"look at how bad my suspension setup is!"
......fun for those of us who were raised on anemic FWD 4 cylinder cars.
a reminder of some of the most fun times of my youth.
Cool at a drag strip, race, car show, etc, but not cool on the street in regular traffic.
like sex, appropriate only in certain circumstances and with certain people.
Meh.
I mean, they were cool as hell when I was 15.
At 54, I find them to be a waste of money. As long as it isn't my money going up in smoke, I really could not care less.
Unless you are at the dragstrip with a purpose, a perfectly good waste of the tires on your mom's van.