Finish this sentence! I have a 1999 Lexus LS400 car for sell it's slammed it has

Herpes

"MUFFLER DELETE."

Cigarette burns on the driver's seat and a lien on the title. 

"absolutely zero redeeming qualities"

Aftermarket intake and sweet 24's.  All have wheels are bent and have curbage, totally fixable though.

Purple window tint that is slightly bubbled.....

4 different brand and size of tires all with variable tread wear and slow leaks.......

An odor that cannot be discerned or ever removed......

84FSP said:

Aftermarket intake and sweet 24's.  All have wheels are bent and have curbage, totally fixable though.

You forgot the crubs and fents.

An LS in it

"...coilovers which you can adjust the height of the car or leave it the way it is rides good it turns on and it drives needs a tps sensor and a shift solenoid sensor it has cold a/c and heater clean interior have clean title and sticker is up to date have any question just ask selling for 1400 won’t go lower then 1200" 

Do I win?  

...fuel problem so it won't start but it just needs new plugs

Check Engine light is on. It’s like a $20 part but I just don’t got time to do it. Tranny slips. $8000 sound system. Amps and subs. Limo tint. 

Bin stollen buhfore

Patrick said:

Herpes

I was gonna say AIDS. Good on you for keepin it classy, man.

Daylan C said:

dculberson said:

 

Hash browns, scattered covered and smothered. 

This one wins. Not even gonna try to top it.

Nothin wrong with "Topped" on a cold 3AM trip.

Also "covered and smothered" is some E36 M3 a yankee spy would say.

In reply to poopshovel again :

I'm from Kentucky, that silly border state, must be why I didn't catch on.

A welded diff. 

The Louis Vuitton package - exterior wrap in LV brown logo, just like the bags.  Seats covered in LV brown logo custom made for me in Philippines.  The ladies love this car and yours will too.

poopshovel again said:

Daylan C said:

dculberson said:

 

Hash browns, scattered covered and smothered. 

This one wins. Not even gonna try to top it.

Nothin wrong with "Topped" on a cold 3AM trip.

Also "covered and smothered" is some E36 M3 a yankee spy would say.

You'd better not be questioning my commitment to Waffle House. 

dculberson said:

poopshovel again said:

Daylan C said:

dculberson said:

 

Hash browns, scattered covered and smothered. 

This one wins. Not even gonna try to top it.

Nothin wrong with "Topped" on a cold 3AM trip.

Also "covered and smothered" is some E36 M3 a yankee spy would say.

You'd better not be questioning my commitment to Waffle House. 

"All the way" is the correct answer here.

But "all the way" before they added that infernal gravy.