For those with safistacated tastes

You've been warned

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200717083899#ht_500wt_1182

Read the Q&A if you can get past the pics.

Improper warning. U O me my lunch back.

Holy crap man! That is beyond terrible!! I love the pait drips on the left rear wheel too. At what point in a project like this do you stand back and think either:
1) Man, this is gonna look GREAT!!! I can't wait to get it done and cruise around, just rejecting the ladies left and right!
or......
2) Oh crap. This really looks terrible. Iv'e now ruined a crappy V-6 Mustang. I guess I gotta finish it now and see if I can sell it.

Appraised at $75,000 he says. I'm still laughing at that one. Appraised by who? His drunk neighbor?

I see why marijuana is legal in CA now....

The Q&A session at the bottom is HILARIOUS!!!

I don't hate it. The rear needs to be finished though. It just seems lacking.

N Sperlo wrote: Improper warning. U O me my lunch back.

IS there even a proper warning for that?

Dude, com'on, I just ate. I felt great a minute ago, belly full of tomato soup and grilled cheese made with homemade bread and pepper jack cheese, and now I feel like vomiting everywhere.

Appraised by a former real estate professional from the Bay Area apparently.

DrBoost wrote:

N Sperlo wrote: Improper warning. U O me my lunch back.

IS there even a proper warning for that?

Yea
A. Don't click the link.
B. Grab a bucket cuz you gonna chuke.
C. Drink loads of alcohol before clicking.

I think those might suffice.

pinchvalve wrote: Appraised by a former real estate professional from the Bay Area apparently.

Reaaaaaly?

Step 1. Find a baggie of meth in an alley somewhere. Step 2. Smoke half of it, pretty much all at once. Step 3. Sell the other half and spend the money doing this cuz it seems like a good idea at the time. Step 4. Realize you have no rent money and try to sell it on ebay with a straight face....

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Whatever you do, don't do an image search on "safisicated". Those images are even scarier.

Back to the subject at hand. When I was 12-13 I entered a model car contest and learned a valuable lesson. I customized a plastic '64 Plymouth kit. Threw every custom trick at it. Didn't even place. Dad suggested I talk to one of the judges. The judge was very helpful. Pointed out that just because the ability is there to do all the modifications, doesn't mean they should be done.

moore safisticated thin I can handle.
hand formed ugliness

No Safisticates here, I guess. What have you done to prove your talent?

Oh, and to top it all off... salvage title.

This image made me laugh

(hosted on my photobucket account.. I feel bad for photobucket now)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something about this car reminds me of the rather large tattoo I saw on a girls' ribcage that said "No Regerts". As in "OK, now what do I do?"

at least spend some money and upgrade the wheels. sheesh.....

mad_machine wrote:

Do the headlights point to the ground? That is safisticatedgherdted.

...as styled by Ray Charles...

From the front it looks like some bad Asian cartoon car like a Chinese knock off of a Disney "Cars" cartoon character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tXzKpmRrFs

I think at about 8 seconds she sees the car out of the corner of her eye...

You'd think that someone who could bend the metal and make that would at least look at what they are making and see if it looks good.

It looks like the drugs wore off before he finished the back end.