No, you don't need a bigger garage, or more space for cars. If we get a bigger place, you are like a fish, you will just grow to the size of your tank.
No, you don't need a bigger garage, or more space for cars. If we get a bigger place, you are like a fish, you will just grow to the size of your tank.
You are not mature enough for that car: said when I got the GTO
You need to keep that personalized tag because I cant remember what you are driving this week
JFX001 wrote: "Can we plan a vacation that doesn't involve a car show, a car race or a car museum?" * I cleaned it up a bit...
My wife actually told me I could go to Europe and bring a vehicle home as long as she got a vacation out of it....
"I want a woody whacker (wood grained station wagon) with a diesel and that thing that makes this noise (a jake brake)"
I immediately start the gears turning in my head of a Vista Cruiser body on a mid 90's or newer full size Dodge diesel.
My response was "Do you want four wheel drive?"
RealMiniDriver wrote: "Why don't you get your Merkur running, first?" (Before starting ANOTHER project.)
Fixed for what she's said to me for the past year, goodnews is it's done!
"If you let me buy this minivan, you can get whatever you want when you buy another car, as long as it seats at least 4."
this because I hate minivans. Well, she got it. (he he he...)
me: "hey babe check this out, i found an awesome deal on a van"
her: "van? like a vw hippie van?? CAN WE PAINT FLOWERS ALL OVER IT!?!?"
me: "e350 with a navistar"
her: "oh. can we still paint flowers all over it??"
me: "hahahaha yeeessss baby"
"If you love that thing so much, how come you're always out in the garage swearing at it? You don't swear at me like that..."
"How can it be a better car if it costs $1000 less than what you sold the last one for?"
"There's no way I'm letting you buy a project car for our son now, he's only a year old. You'll have bought and sold 15 project cars for him by the time he's old enough to get his license."
"you're joking right?" "you're not seriously going to buy that...?" "you have absolutely no reason to own a dually" "e46 m3...it's in our driveway"
-all regarding my cummins 12v
grimmelshanks wrote: me: "hey babe check this out, i found an awesome deal on a van" her: "van? like a vw hippie van?? CAN WE PAINT FLOWERS ALL OVER IT!?!?" me: "e350 with a navistar" her: "oh. can we still paint flowers all over it??" me: "hahahaha yeeessss baby"
When I announced my essential need for a new Mustang in 2005-- "You're not muscle car material, honey."
About my '65 F100--"Don't restore it. The scratches and stuff give it character."
My Spec E30 race car--"Can you make my Forester sound like that?"
Almost daily on her commute--"Aauugh!!! Stupid cell phone women and their SUVs. Get the berkeley out of my way!!"
The wife: "I dont know what happened - you have such good taste elsewhere...women, music etc...but when we get to cars you like 80s crapboxes? WTF!?! Why cant you just like muscle cars like every other guy out there"
...if only she knew
"WTF is THAT?!?!?!"
(First day seeing the MX6, pointing at the exhaust.)
"That's the ermmm... 'exhaust.'"
"I want a creepy van." (We ended up with a deal we couldn't pass up on a Suburban, but with its badly peeling paint, it's still a bit creepy.)
"Seeing you get into that car reminds me of The Incredibles, when Mr. Incredible is trying to drive that itty bitty car." (Said about my Triumph Spitfire.)
MadScientistMatt wrote: "Seeing you get into that car reminds me of The Incredibles, when Mr. Incredible is trying to drive that itty bitty car." (Said about my Triumph Spitfire.)
HAHAHAHA that's my favorite part of that movie.
when I bought the 944 Turbo, my previous gf said "can you find me a really small ruler, we need to do some measuring"
of course after she drove it she talked about it for weeks, and kept mumbling something about how she needed one too!
My wife's friend, commenting on my wife's car: "Oh, it's supposed to sound like that? I thought it was broken . . ."
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