JohnyHachi6
JohnyHachi6 Dork
2/17/15 8:05 p.m.

So, my girlfriend is a real good sport when it comes to cars. We autocross together, sometimes work on cars together, heck she daily drives a car with a rotary... by choice! Point is, she does the car thing pretty well.

Anyway, I saw this 1982 Subaru Brat on CL yesterday and thought to myself, "boy that looks like a neat-o replacement for my '85 Celica".

I ask the girlfriend if she wants to go check it out with me this evening. She wants to go jogging, but I convinced her to come. Show her the pictures of the car. She thinks it's stupid: "what can you tow with that?" (I've been looking at tow rigs recently.)

We drive down south of the city to check it out. It is indeed pretty neat-o, but also the rockers are long gone. I shoot the seller a lower offer, he says he wants to hold out for something a little higher, so we leave.

We stop for Chinese food on the way home to make a date out of it. Here are the fortunes we got in our cookies. I seriously couldn't believe it - girlfriend couldn't either. She was totally convinced I was making it up when I read it to her. Mine is on top:


What are the chances?

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
2/17/15 8:17 p.m.

...in bed

SnowMongoose
SnowMongoose Dork
2/17/15 8:22 p.m.

In reply to JohnRW1621:

Yeah, top one means a shaggin' wagon in his future

Mr_Clutch42
Mr_Clutch42 Dork
2/17/15 8:29 p.m.

Your girlfriend sounds like a keeper.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
2/17/15 8:31 p.m.

I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCLQbd1YNMY

ssswitch
ssswitch Reader
2/17/15 10:28 p.m.

I'm going to share with you a little bit of advice my dad gave me when I was a young buck just getting ready to go out and make my mark on the world. He turned to me, puffing on that cherrywood pipe of his, and looked me in the eye. He said, "Son, when a woman says it's okay to buy a Subaru Brat, don't ask twice."

I always wondered what he meant by that.

MrJoshua
MrJoshua PowerDork
2/17/15 11:03 p.m.

So you were about to tell us where you buy your fortune cookies with custom messages?

Contradiction
Contradiction Reader
2/17/15 11:13 p.m.

LMAO! Nice coincidence! Those cars are some ugly looking mutants but it would be an interesting beater to own.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde UltraDork
2/18/15 5:57 a.m.

Enjoy your Brat.

Two weeks before my wedding I got one that said "you and your wife will be very happy in your new life together.". I kept it in my wallet for years. Been married for 17 years now, and it was right.

gearheadE30
gearheadE30 Reader
2/18/15 8:12 a.m.

...so did you buy it?

evildky
evildky Dork
2/18/15 8:19 a.m.

So did you get the Brat?

JacktheRiffer
JacktheRiffer Reader
2/18/15 8:52 a.m.

Your girl is a keeper. Also did you get the brat?

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory SuperDork
2/18/15 9:31 a.m.

Just practice safe... You know. Or you'll soon have more Brats running around than you could've imagined!

JohnyHachi6
JohnyHachi6 Dork
2/18/15 9:35 a.m.

Hahaha. Great comments, guys. Yeah, girlfirend is a keeper.

I made an offer to the seller that was a few hundred below his asking price. He's going to get back to me in a couple days if he doesn't get another offer. We'll see what happens...

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