GRM Bad Influence; The wife uses the word Brodozer

A while back my wife saw someone coal-rolling a car and I mentioned that the hive has this word Brodozer.  Now when she sees someone in a jacked up 4WD truck driving obnoxiously, she just says "Brodozer".

You guys are a bad influence (notice how I take no responsibility for this).

Mrs. DX uses it as well.

Whenever my wife sees one of those lifted trucks rolling coal she tends to say "nice truck, sorry about your d*ck."

Watching Thor with my wife, Chris Hemsworth is walking around with his shirt off and I hear a quiet voice next to me: "Boy, I'm gonna use that later".

So proud of her.

My wife knows the difference between a brodozer and a honkydonk.

Around these parts the Carolina squatters are way more prevalent than the brodozers, but she know both terms and can use them properly.

JesseWolfe said:

My wife knows the difference between a brodozer and a honkydonk.

I don't know what a honkydonk is.

I know what a "donk" is as that term has been around for lord knows how long 15+ years?

someone put a brodozer sticker on the back of my sequoia and i proudly rock it to this day

I had to look up Carolina Squat -- see also Cali Lean.  Amusing.

In reply to Tyler H (Forum Supporter) :

Not so amusing at night when they are in the oncoming lane blinding me with their headlights and their inexplicable 15 degree up angle.

In my world the drivers of said Brodozers are called Brotatoes

If you manage to get to know one on a first name basis,  his name is Kyle. 

As an East Carolinian I'm sorry about Carolina Squat, Squatters, Ghost Trailers etc.

I've taught my mother "brodozer" to describe a few guys who live near here. I think next I'll need to drop "mall crawler."

I watched a video on YouTube about carolina squatters.  Meh, I don't get it.

I've got my wife using the "annoying Harley rider" term from South Park.

LifeIsStout said:

In my world the drivers of said Brodozers are called Brotatoes

 

I like that and am gonna use it from now on

dxman92 said:

I watched a video on YouTube about carolina squatters.  Meh, I don't get it.

Old farm trucks have saggy rear springs. The squat movement came from impersonating actual worn out work trucks but they took it WAAAY too far. I lived in Wilmington NC for a while and they are EVERYWHERE.

I always thought it was from emulating a Trophy Truck under acceleration. But without the acceleration. 

I always called them tiny penis trucks and we had a huge local cruise a while back. I Call my F-250 a tiny penis truck and it's just factory height. We seen a massive lifted dually and my wife asked if that was called a micro penis truck! 

FYI, Brodozers driven by females are "Ho-dozers"

Like South Park says, 16yo girls need attention like that. AKA Jojo Siwa.