OP here, I thought I should finish the story. Maybe finish isn't the right word. Update the saga, perhaps, because I'm pretty certain I'm not finished.
I got very close to buying a used GR86. Then got dazzled by new Hakone Edition. Which I did purchase. Wonderful automobile. Auction goes live tomorrow. Lesson learned...again!
The Story
I fell for car but I’m not a new car guy. Let me explain.
I was on the hunt for a “fun” car to add to my little fleet. I had some requirements. It had to handle well, be relatively potent and not be black. And I suppose it needed to be affordable too because, well, I’m not Jay Leno. I considered everything from pony cars to semi exotics but really started to like the GR86 or its sister, the BRZ. Everything I wanted, it seems.
As I nosed around for used ones, one thing struck me as odd. The price for low mile, used and not abused cars was strikingly close to new cars. This led me to investigate new ones which, in my 68 years on this earth, I’ve never done. The Hakone Edition had just been announced, and I was smitten when I eyeballed photos and read about equipment. On a lark, I called the local dealer and inquired as to availability. “We can get you one”. “Really, with the equipment I want?” “Yes”.
Needless to say, I was excited! In the past, I’d made my used cars into what I wanted. Here was an opportunity for me to purchase my first new car, equipped to my specifications, and, and, and, I did!
Months later, I got the call that my car was in port and would soon be on transport to dealer. Gettin’ real now, but it was nearing Christmas and weather not what I deemed “go for a drive” friendly. So I put it in the garage and fawned over it. Ceramic polish, added the Mud guards and detailed what I thought the dealership missed…you get the idea. Did I tell you I’m a fussy old buzzard?
Now the final chapter. As much as I don’t like to admit it, I’m not a new car guy. The idea of getting the first door ding or curb rash is kind of sickening to me. When I imagine mowing down a cone on an autocross course or hammering it around a track it’s even worse.
I’ve been here before. Years ago, I rebuilt an RX7 beyond what I should have and simply made it “too nice”. Despite all who tried to convince me otherwise, I sold it. And here I am again. Too nice. I don’t have the space or inclination to be a collector of cars that don’t get driven like they were intended. Sad but true, this needs to be someone else’s baby and not my garage queen.