Help me name a Mutant Miata

OK, so some of you know I recently purchased Osterkraut's half finished Miata powered by a Mercedes turbo diesel.

I intend to Challenge it, and perhaps take it to the BABE.

It was previously known as the "Diata", but somehow, it seems to need a new name.

Any thoughts?

Perhaps a play on the macho vs feminine thing, diesels, smoking, German/ Japanese, or the just plain mutant aspects of the crazy thing.

Try to keep it a little on the clean side- my builds are always with kids, and need to be family friendly (I think we'll steer clear of anything like "Cutie from Hell", or "The Flaming Tampon").

Fire at will....

The Red Baron.

*EDIT....

The Hessian Samurai

Das Ninja

**EDIT version 2.0......

Herr Miyagi

Reich's On, Reich's Off

Kamikaze Kraut

Smokin' Jelly Bean?

or maybe slightly modify it to the "Dread Baron"...

How about "Red Zeppelin"?

Bruno.

(smoking gay German)

Axis of Diesel. You could paint it up something like this:

Then you get the Japanese/German thing, the fuel, a fashion accessory (Miata), and a clever pun.

"Sex Kitten"?

Rising Sun Greaser... ahh... Deep Fried Miata... ahh... Mercedes (Coachwork by Mazda)

Fried Rice?

the Mercda? the Merzda? Frankencedes? 10 pounds of mercedes in a 5 pound miata?

Lot Lizard? Something not exactly attractive, definitely a smoker, and feminine. In case you don't know that's the slang term for a prostitute that hangs out around truck stops.

Irene?

Xceler8x wrote: Lot Lizard? Something not exactly attractive, definitely a smoker, and feminine. In case you don't know that's the slang term for a prostitute that hangs out around truck stops. Irene?

haha, i always called "Lot Lizards" car salesmen...

Ubermiata

Kraftmiata

Mazdcedes Benziata?

Smokey eunuch

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dyintorace wrote: Smokey eunuch /thread

Damn you! That was my idea!

I'm pleased this thing is now in the possession of someone who may or may not finish it. As opposed to myself, who just wouldn't finish it.

"Axis of Evil"? Then you would need something Italian in it...

Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: "Axis of Evil"? Then you would need something Italian in it...

momo steering wheel? that would be the trifecta

try plugging in various combinations of mazda, miata, mercedes, turbo, and diesel into an anagram generator something inappropriate and entirely unnatural will be the result...

Opus wrote:

Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: "Axis of Evil"? Then you would need something Italian in it...

momo steering wheel? that would be the trifecta

Or just wear a spaghetti strap dress while driving it.

Tim Baxter wrote: How about "Red Zeppelin"?

Dread Zeppelin?

If the car is red, call it Rudolf-san

Miesel

Of you could just call it Sam