How does an Italian have bad sex with the Japanese?

By screwing them with an American!

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/News/articleId=156027

AUBURN HILLS, Michigan/FRANKLIN, Tennessee — Chrysler's ambitious plans to share vehicles with Nissan in various global markets have ended up in the wastebasket, due to the Detroit automaker's new status as a Fiat partner. The abandoned projects include plans for Nissan to provide Chrysler with a small vehicle beginning in 2010. Other ditched plans include Nissan providing Chrysler with a compact sedan based on the Nissan Versa for the South American market beginning this year. Chrysler also will not build the next-generation full-size Nissan Titan pickup starting in 2011. It is not clear whether Nissan will find a different manufacturing partner to build the next Titan or hurry to come up with the next-generation model itself. Chrysler had been expected to build the Titan on its Ram assembly line in Mexico, replacing the model that Nissan now builds in Mississippi. Nissan's global small car was set to be built in Japan, Nissan executives said earlier this year. "For the past several months, teams from both companies have been studying the viability of the projects in light of significant changes in business conditions since the projects were announced in January and April of 2008," said Chrysler and Nissan in a joint statement. "It was decided it was in the best interests of both companies to end the projects." Inside Line says: Nissan ends up holding the bag on this one as Fiat exerts its considerable influence over Chrysler's future product plans. — Anita Lienert, Correspondent

I was thinking of something like the Mitsu V6 in a Chrysler TC by Maserati.

So Nissan doesn't like the Fiat alliance for some reason?

Yeah nissan has a future...

Now.. come on titan. give me something for the LDD cummins to go in...

So the American truck was built in Mexico, the Japanese truck was built in the States, and the American car would have been built in Japan? Makes sense.

Once upon a time in Toronto, there was a Chrysler LeBaron convertible with TC/Maserati badges. The licence plate read "SORRY". The licence plate frame said, "For what?"