Let me preface today's update with a spoiler: I have no pictures of what went down last night.
Partially this is because I left my cameraphone inside last night. Partially it's because I was too unmotivated to go find it. And partially because, it was really berkeleying dark last night outside.
So, let me say this: I hate Daylight Savings Time. Really, berkeley DST. The baby's schedule gets thrown off, I end up commuting in blinding sun and deer-active dusk, and when I get home at night, rather than having an hour or so of light, I get darkness.
Screw it. I ran extension cords and illuminated the Town and Country with brooder's lamps. I laid on an old Detour sign in the cold and dirt and dark and got E36 M3 done.
I got started about 5:30.
First, the new inner axle seals had to be tapped into place. I cleaned out the inner race of the axle with a green scrubby pad and degreaser, then used my handy little Horrible Freight seal driving kit to install the two seals. Well, that was easy. Peering down the gunbarrel of the axle, I noticed the two spacers (mentioned in an above post) were still where they needed to be. So I figured I'd install the axle shafts. The passenger side shaft went in fine, but when I went to put the driver's side in it got stuck and wouldn't go in any further. Huh?
Turns out, when I put the chunk back in place in the axle housing, I'd only used two nuts to loosely hold it in place. When installing the 2nd axle, it somehow cocked to one side and the axle splines wedged in at something other than parallel. Awesome.
I had to use a hammer to tap the axle shaft back out, and, of course, the vibration from the hammering knocked the little spacers out of their homes in the pumpkin. So now, both axle shafts have to come out, and the chunk has to get pulled, again.
It's now 6:30.
The wife seems OK inside with baby Carmella, so I went back out and took everything apart. To keep the axle spacer halves in place in the chunk, I coated them with red grease before slipping them back into the deep recesses of the chunk. And oh man, do they go way in there. I have pretty large hands, with long fingers, and I was only just able to get the spacers in where they needed to be.
Put the chunk back in (square to the axle housing this time, so the axles splines line up) and put the axles in. And everything's going great, and I'm tightening the plates that hold the bearings into the axle housing, and I'm thinking I'm so awesome and this is going to be a productive night after all...
And then I realize that I forgot to put the axle housing gaskets in.
Well, there's nothing else to do now but pull the axles back out...and, by some divine intervention, the spacers actually stayed put, so I did't have to pull the axle pumpkin for a THIRD time...installed the gaskets and then, finally, after all that, got the axles put in place and the bearings all lined up and everything else that goes along with making a happy rear end.
I got inside at about 7:20. The wife was making dinner- beets and kale and beef liver and goat cheese over linguine with avocado on top (I like to add chili pepper to mine, too). Mella was on the floor with the dog, so I read a few articles from this month's GRM to our daughter and the dog while hungrily awaiting food. I think Carmella will be very interested in a 2016 Miata in about 16 years when she's ready to drive.