Jaguar of some fashion? We've been on a xj kick around here lately.
Jaguar of some fashion? We've been on a xj kick around here lately.
Yugo? Haven't seen anything on one around here in a while.
XJR with sparkles in the oil that "only needs a timing belt and some fuses?"
Chadeux wrote: XJR with sparkles in the oil that "only needs a timing belt and some fuses?"
Ding!
Except the sparkles were fixed with some hillbilly. 
If know my book of faces (Group 19 Performance), there's photos.
This whole thread makes me smile, with everyone's worst nightmare being offered up.
Javelin wrote:Chadeux wrote: XJR with sparkles in the oil that "only needs a timing belt and some fuses?"Ding!
Yay I won!
In reply to Javelin:
You sick little monkey!
Javelin wrote:Chadeux wrote: XJR with sparkles in the oil that "only needs a timing belt and some fuses?"Ding! Except the sparkles were fixed with some hillbilly.
Ooooooooooo! Got a cheby in it?
-Rob
Beautiful.
Because the only thing scarier than Lucas electrics is Lucas electrics that have been butt-spliced by a hillbilly in his backyard to swap in a Crammit motor!
That is sex on wheels. Do you already have a tweed jacket or are you currently shopping for one?
So it is a SBC with Opti-Spark to make it reliable....?
Never mind. I see the distributor.
Sounds like a brilliant decision to me 
This reminds of that time I wanted an S-type with an LS in it....And that time I wanted an XJS with a 302 in it...and that time....holy E36 M3 it's a good thing I don't actually have money.
In reply to Chadeux:
If you had money you wouldn't have money, you'd have cars. It's a self correcting problem.
rob_lewis wrote:
The first XJS that I ever saw was a dark blue one parked in the VIP spot in front of the Tropicana casino. I was instantly in love with it. I remember telling my brother that I might take one of those over a Ferrari.
mazdeuce wrote: That is sex on wheels. Do you already have a tweed jacket or are you currently shopping for one?
Going to goodwill tomorrow. I need a pipe, too.
Javelin wrote:mazdeuce wrote: That is sex on wheels. Do you already have a tweed jacket or are you currently shopping for one?Going to goodwill tomorrow. I need a pipe, too.
Obviously.
And a mullet baseball cap.
Or a real mullet.
Don't just drive crammit, live crammit.
I've always liked these. Some day I want to buy one with a dead engine, strip it bare and rebuild it with a Painless wiring harness and a LS motor. Hell, as a GT car, I've even softened in my old age and could do an automatic...
I've finally figured out that with enough power automatics are ok.
This is the kind of mistake I wish I would make once in a while. It's like waking up and finding out the bar hag you took home last night is Kate Upton.
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