I thought no one made ‘bad’ cars any more. I’m wrong. In Cali last week I turn up for my rental car and I was offered a Chevy something or other or a VW Passat. While I work for Ford I’m not anti every other manufacturer on the planet and I’ve liked every VW group product I’ve driven so I went for the POSsat. Mistake. Big Mistake.
God what an awful car it was, just terrible in every way. I don’t’ know exactly what version it was, but it had ‘Wolfsburg Edition’ on the matts etc. First off was the engine, it was barely able to get out of its own way. Now I’m sure that can be resolved by ticking the ‘Not the crappiest engine in the lineup’ box when you order one. But everything else was crap too. The transmission shifts were lazy in ‘D’ and if you put it in ‘S’ it would hold on to gears forever, you’d accelerate up to speed and then maintain that speed but it would never shift up, you had to pop it back into ‘D’ then pull it back into ‘S’. Using the + and – detent was no better as first off every auto I’ve driven with a +/- feature for manual shifting is backwards with forward being up and back being down so it’s totally counter intuitive. Secondly the time delay when you did try and shift with +/- made it useless. OK. So the engines crap and the trans sucks, what about the rest? The brakes where crappy, I mean I’ve not driven a new car in 20 years with brakes this poor. Nothing happens for the first 85% of the mushy, lacking feedback or feel peddle travel, then suddenly the last 10-15% of the peddle gives you all the (Still piss poor) braking effort the brakes have to offer, and trust me it’s not much. I’m glad I didn’t have try a an emergency stop at freeway speeds, I’m not sure it could have managed it. Then there’s the steering. It manages to be heavy and offer a lot of resistance without offering any feel or feedback as to what the berkeley is happening with the front wheels. The interior was a joke too. I like VW’s but this was awful, just E36 M3ty ergonomics, masses of ‘I’m a cheap ass rental’ blanking plates over nonexistent switch holes and the info available on the screens was useless. Every other modern car in the last 15 years has an external temp display clearly visible. I did eventually find it, but it was an alternate to the MPG or miles to empty feature, which you want when you are aiming to return the car on fumes. Want to adjust the sound, balance, fade on the radio? It’s about as intuitive as plotting intergalactic travel. Then the A/C, yes, air con a device that even economy cars figured out 15-20 years ago. It wasn’t especially hot last week in Southern Cali, mid 80’s most of the time, pretty comparable to the weather back here in Michigan in fact. The berkeleying A/C could barely keep up! 2 hours on the freeway and you are on the point of melting in the car. Really, you can’t build an A/C system to cool a mid-size car? So, was there anything good about it? Well other than the fact I wasn’t paying for it yes, there is one excellent feature. The Army should by a fleet of these things as I’ve never seen a better camouflage job in my life. The car is so non-descript that it’s completely invisible in a parking lot. At least a Camry has ugliness on its side to stand out, this just can’t be found. The panic button on the key fob is the only way to find the thing, and then when you do you wish it were still lost.
Now I know a few years ago VW said they were aiming the Passat specifically at the American market, but they’ve missed the mark, not by a bit, but by several hundred miles if you ask me. People say that Toyota have out Chevrolet’d Chevrolet in building a car for the lowest common denominator, well if that’s the case VW have out Chevrolet’d Toyota! On top of the lowest common denominator, it’s just a bad bad car, I really didn’t think they existed anymore, but I’m sorry to say I’m wrong.
Please note, I am not an anti VW hater. I like many of their cars. My next door neighbor and good friend is a massive VW/Audi/Porsche fan. He’s had a 2004 R32 for the last 8 years. I love that car and have said before if I didn’t work for Ford I would probably have bought one myself. Another good friend has a B4 Passat wagon, again I love driving that car. Before I worked for Ford I was pressuring my wife to buy an A4 Avant. I do like and appreciate many many other VW group products and this makes the current POSsat all the more sad. It’s basically a crap car.