SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
1/27/13 2:39 p.m.

For that show "Are You Faster Than A Redneck", I'm gonna flip the berkeley out. That show looks like total E36 M3 and I will not give it the time of day. I heard that the "IT'S A HEMI" guy was getting a show, but I had no clue that's what it was.

I'm glad the 24 is over, because that commercial is driving me nuts.

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
1/27/13 2:42 p.m.

I speak redneck, I need a gig like that

Ranger50
Ranger50 UberDork
1/27/13 2:44 p.m.

Only time I watch Speed is for a real race or supercross. The rest of the "programming" I can live without.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
1/27/13 2:44 p.m.

I do like the add for the supper cross or motor cross or what ever it was

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
1/27/13 2:46 p.m.
dean1484 wrote: I do like the add for the supper cross or motor cross or what ever it was

.. n only for the behind shot of the blonde w/ the apple azz

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
1/27/13 3:20 p.m.

Yeah, I thought the "as seen on TV" crap was bad enough, but then that brilliant piece of Americana was portrayed and welli no longer felt that I was missing anything because I refuse to pay for cable or Speed.

I truly feel that Fox networks are both the best and worst this country has to offer.

Jerry
Jerry Reader
1/27/13 4:28 p.m.

We had our awards banquet last night at a restaurant/bar & the big screens were on Rolex for us. I know I saw that ad at least 6 times in 3 hours. I really don't miss pay-TV at all. (Well except new episodes of Top Gear.)

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltraDork
1/27/13 4:57 p.m.

I knew from the title what you were going to say before I opened the thread.

I weep for humanity. Again.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance SuperDork
1/27/13 5:35 p.m.
fasted58 wrote:
dean1484 wrote: I do like the add for the supper cross or motor cross or what ever it was
.. n only for the behind shot of the blonde w/ the apple azz

That was the only commercial I hated to miss, specifically that apple azz in the black skirt.

I was sick of seeing that R U Faster than a Redneck commercial just because your average redneck cares more about drag racing than road racing. It's obviously going to be a setup. Seriously, if you go around a bunch of redneck berkeleytards and tell them you like racing they assume it is drag racing. I think that dude that gets slapped is Steven from GMP.

Also, I was soooo sick of seeing that damn 3 year old Rolex commercial.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
1/27/13 6:41 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote:
fasted58 wrote:
dean1484 wrote: I do like the add for the supper cross or motor cross or what ever it was
.. n only for the behind shot of the blonde w/ the apple azz
That was the only commercial I hated to miss, specifically that apple azz in the black skirt.

My good god, I got pissed a couple times for missing it as I was checking my phone or getting another beer.

The blond chick who semi-sort-of blows a kiss gave me a semi-sort-of semi....

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy Dork
1/27/13 6:56 p.m.
fasted58 wrote:
dean1484 wrote: I do like the add for the supper cross or motor cross or what ever it was
.. n only for the behind shot of the blonde w/ the apple azz

My wife even commented about the apple ass... odd for her

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/27/13 7:08 p.m.

You're watching the wrong channels.

Ranger50
Ranger50 UberDork
1/27/13 7:22 p.m.

You mean Miss Supercross?

Will
Will Dork
1/27/13 7:54 p.m.

I knew what this thread was as soon as I read the title. Didn't even have to open it.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
1/27/13 9:52 p.m.

If Fred Thompson tries to sell me another reverse mortgage, I might wig out, too.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
1/27/13 10:16 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

It's not just Fred Thompson, now it's Henry Winkler, Robert Wagner, and Alex Trebek trying to sell things to seniors.

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