I'm a Dork.

When did that happen?

about 116 posts ago

That's not what my wife says.

Maybe you got a 116 post dorkobooster from reading MSNBC automotive articles.

Go to "Leaderboard" at the top of the page. See "Biggest Dorks".. press "More", and find your screen name.

That's where you sit. Welcome to Dorkdom, and may God have mercy on your soul.

NYG95GA wrote: Go to "Leaderboard" at the top of the page. See "Biggest Dorks".. press "More", and find your screen name. That's where you sit. Welcome to Dorkdom, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Say, aren't you that same green guy that was in that movie?

TJ wrote: Maybe you got a 116 post dorkobooster from reading MSNBC automotive articles.

That's something worth considering, although it might not be their automotive articles that did it.... Regardless, are there any additional symptoms I should expect from the dorkobooster?

bravenrace wrote: Say, aren't you that same green guy that was in that movie?

Uh.. yeah. This avatar brought to you courtesy of Pixar, and East Coast Mojo.

So, how come I don't show up on that list?

In reply to DeadSkunk:

It appears that you have not yet sunk to the deep depths of dorknessdome. To rectify this, go immediately and buy a dorkobooster. Once you master the use of it, you will find that dorknessdome will soon be yours!

Yes, I have a level 11 Dorkobooster, and unfortunately, it cannot propel me to the levels of John Brown...

Hell even I can't catch John Brown.

John Brown wrote: Hell even I can't catch John Brown.

This is the secret of John Brown's... success?

you need the pricey torque in order to catch john brown. that goes for you too, john brown

Does anyone know who has the best price on pricey torque?

In reply to WilD:

Short replies, constant viewing, some off topic postings, like many of us...

But no one has the Mr. Hankey/STIG avatar, 'Howdy, gang!'

+1 posting for my total, yeah.

Eric G

NYG95GA wrote:

bravenrace wrote: Say, aren't you that same green guy that was in that movie?

Uh.. yeah. This avatar brought to you courtesy of Pixar, and East Coast Mojo.

OH, NO! YOU'RE THAT GUY THAT A GUY'S COUSIN WHO KNOWS A GUY WHO KNOWS A HOT CHICK, WHO KNOWS MIKE HOLMES, WHO KNOWS THE GROCER IN TORONTO, WHO KNOWS MY COUSIN MY COUSIN WAS TELLING ME ABOUT!

autozone

This is better than doing my job. Plus, I'll freely admit, I am a post whore. And these people like Volvo wagons. I like Volvo wagons.

most dorks love volvo wagons.. especially black ones, with blacked out windows, and lots of boost.

those that don't, we do not speak of

mad_machine wrote: most dorks love volvo wagons.. especially black ones, with blacked out windows, and lots of boost. those that don't, we do not speak of

PHEW! I'm glad I got rid of that red one!

Dorks also love Miatas, but what would the dorkiest color be?

Junkyard_Dog wrote:

mad_machine wrote: most dorks love volvo wagons.. especially black ones, with blacked out windows, and lots of boost. those that don't, we do not speak of

PHEW! I'm glad I got rid of that red one! Dorks also love Miatas, but what would the dorkiest color be?

Yellow.

Dorkobooster can be found in the Hotlink or ignore threads.

In reply to Appleseed:

Is that a micro brew?

Congratulations, I might get there in a year or so.