There's a LOT OF STUFF I HAVEN'T OWNED.
- Anything Korean, French, Italian, or English. Or Soviet Bloc for that matter. (VFTS Ladas fail to show up on Craigslist. If I ever willingly buy a Korean car, you may safely assume that I am actually dead and you're seeing some sort of pod-people clone)
- Any Mopar or GM. (GM: See Korean car. Camaros and ATSs sway me, but then I come to my senses)
- Anything with a V6
- Anything with a three
- Anything with a small block V8, aka "the girlie man's V8"
- Anything the EPA or DOT would classify as a truck (although the QSW might qualify retroactively, since it has a load floor that is even with the tailgate and the rear seats fold down flush with same, the reason a PT Cruiser is classified as a truck)
- Anything AWD with limited slip differentials, active or passive
- Anything FWD with a limited slip differential, active or passive
- Anything with a carburetor with less than four barrels (the '81 RX-7 doesn't count, I never actually ATTACHED the 48 DHLA to it yet. But my 429 had an Autolite 4300, the 460 had the Holley 3310 that now sits on one of my 13Bs, and all three/four/five/??? 12As had four-barrels, including for a few months my peripheral port 12A. Six, six 12As had four-barrels...
- Anything with multiple carbs
- Anything with electronically controlled suspension
- Anything with more than one piston per caliper
- Anything with manual brakes
- Anything with a touchscreen "infotainment" center
- Anything with larger than 15" wheels from the factory
- Any import with 5 lug wheels
- Anything that wasn't embarrassingly slow when discussing quarter mile times (the best is the '84 RX-7 which has run a 13.6...7. Teh Volvo ran high 18s on 4psi boost! And the last running QSW I had would run times in the 19-20 second range, crossing the traps in 4th gear because it was geared so short)
- Anything with a discrete front differential
- Any AWD car that had a transverse engine (THREE longitudinal AWDs, though)
- Anything AWD with an automatic
- Anything that could be reflashed with J2534 compliant hardware
- Anything that was OBD-II "Code 9" compliant
- Anything with TPMS (want to retrofit this to all the cars, tho)
- Anything rear drive that had an IRS (the I stands for Inferior )
What is interesting is all of the things that Teh Volvo broke. Before it, I never had anything with an automatic with more than three speeds (it has five!). Never had a vehicle newer than the 1990s (1980s, if you're one of those weirdos who says 1990 is in the 80s) Never had anything that had OBD-II, or could even be read with a scantool. Never had anything that came from the factory with port injection. Never had anything with a multilink rear suspension, everything else was solid axles, twist beam, struts, or swingarms. Never had anything with heated seats, or leather, or more than four speakers in the audio system. Never had anything with a turbo. Never had anything with DOHC. Never had a four cylinder over 1800cc. Never had a Swedish car. Never regionally completely dominated a class in rallycross in every event that I entered and finished (Prepared FWD)...