SATURDAY
Hope got its ass kicked today.
Race morning was relatively laid back for us as a team. The drivers’ meeting was shockingly short… like 6 minutes long, so there wasn’t much to worry about before hitting the track.
The race got off right at 10AM. Matt had first stint. It was hot, the cool suit was sort-of not-working great, but the car fired right off and went into an indeterminate forward gear. For a bit over an hour, Matt made good, quick laps. Seeing as how there were only about 60 cars at the race, traffic was light and yellow flags were nearly non-existent.
Matt Reports: “Managed to get the car onto the track right at 10am. Made several laps under yellow while waiting for the other cars to get on the track. The LTD seemed to be running OK. Temperatures were OK, oil pressure was OK. Cool suit wasn’t working, but it was 10AM and still “kinda” cool out. The green flag drops right as I hit the homestretch, and somehow the cars in front of me didn’t see it. Manage to pass 3 cars right off the bat with the gobs of 460 POWA.
About ¼ of the way into the second lap, I mash the accelerator coming out of a turn and the engine REVS, but the car goes nowhere… the transmission is slipping… BAD. I let off the gas, press it down again… nothing but revs and noise… no forward acceleration. At this point I’m trying to determine if the car has enough momentum to make it to the pits and not have to get towed off the track. I’m pretty much crawling at this point, and I try to shift all the way down to 1. The shifter feels “wrong” the whole way down, and back up to what I think is N. I didn’t want to go too high for fear of hitting Reverse. At some point of going down and back up the transmission seemed to find second gear. After shaking things out for a lap or two in 2nd gear, making sure brakes and tires were happy, and getting comfortable in the car. I started getting used to racing up to 4600 RPM or so on each of the straight-aways before needing to back off the throttle for fear of over-revving the engine.
A few laps later, and this is going OK… this car is FAST. The motor was pulling harder than it ever had before. The brakes felt great… and the handling… well… we ACTUALLY put enough air in the tires (40 psi) before getting on the track this time. It was handling as well as a 4,000 lb. car was ever going to handle. Passing everyone in C class, and lots of cars in B class was no problem. For some reason all these other small cars are braking at markers 5 and 4. The LTD can brake at 3, and pull with more power coming out of the turns… so long slow cars!
Keeping one eye on the clock (needed to come off the track at 11:30), one eye on the gauges, and one eye on the track, I continued making very fun laps for over an hour. I was thinking in my head that all I needed to tell Rob about was the transmission that is stuck in 2nd gear, and otherwise to not touch a thing. Then at around 11:10 or 11:15, just after coming off the front stretch I glance down and see the temperature gage is climbing… QUICKLY. The needle is on its way past 230º and still rising. I immediately switch on the electric fan and let off the gas. Waving the other cars by, I slowly circle the rest of the track. The temp needle keeps climbing… up over 250º (the highest marker on the gage), and back around the other side again. No point in pulling off to the pits at this temperature… shutting this motor off now will destroy it. I make another SLOW lap with the “PIT SIGNAL” horn blowing. The needle finally starts to turn counter clockwise, getting back down to around 250º. 250º seems like it’s as low as its going to go. On the 3rd cool down lap the temps won’t go any lower, so I pull into the pits fearing the worst. “ (end of Matt’s report)
Matt brought the LTD in with the Temperature needle pegged. He left it idling in the pits while we popped the hood, but as soon as we noticed the problem- the fan belt had thrown off- we had him kill the engine and began dousing the radiator with tap water to cool it off. Of course, none of the spare belts we had fit, so John ran to the NAPA to grab a correct one. Meanwhile, we stuck the old belt back on so we could just start the car and get coolant circulating, at least.
And then we found out that the starter…wouldn’t. Likely fallen victim to old age and being cooked under 460 cubic inches worth of un-cooled explosions, we rapped on it with a hammer a few times and managed to get the solenoid to kick out and spin the engine enough to get it to fire. With fresh water circulating through it, the temps came down, and no damaged seemed to be done. When John arrived with the new belt, we cut the engine off, swapped belts, and got Rob into his seat to start the second stint of the day. This would be the point where we realized the car had no gears other than forward..in 2nd. Pushing the car out of the pits to get it on to the track was just as much fun as it sounds.
As McCall said, “The transmission is in drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, and, uh, drive.”
After Rob did his time, McCall suited up to go fuel. So McCall and Matt go to the “TRACK PUMPS” to fuel up and after much monkeying around realize that the pumps be broken. We leave the track to go to the nearby gas station to fuel up… except the pumps are full of other cars. McCall gets as close as he can to one of the pumps… still about 5 feet too far away…. while Matt runs in to turn the pumps on by giving the proprietor a credit card. I come back out to still see McCall too far away and realize… D’oh… NO REVERSE. This transmission is going to take some getting used to. We were in a bad spot. The car was too far in front of the pumps, we have no reverse, and we are afraid to turn the car off because it hasn’t wanted to start ALL day. Matt can’t push it backwards because we can’t turn it off and there is no neutral. McCall lets his foot off the brake and it rolls forward more. McCall uses some quick thinking and great driving to take the car on an off-road adventure around the back of the gas station, coming around to a different pump. We fuel up and McCall heads back to the track.
McCall made some good, clean, stately laps and came in to pit after a little over an hour … and then the starter died for good. No amount of rapping, tapping, banging, or swearing would revive the deceased starter motor, so we swapped in the spare (used) one, and checked the transmission fluid.
Did I mention that checking the transmission fluid is hazardous? Oh E36 M3, the car is in drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, and drive.
Since Matt, Rob and McCall had successfully managed to avoid breaking the car (too badly), the team decided, reluctantly, to hand me the tiller for a stint. We tanked up with a full load of 93 octane, and I eased the monster around the pits and onto the track right as the clock hit 3 o’clock.
I was astounded by how…empty the track felt. It was wide open. And, immediately, I realized that I had no idea how to drive. I mashed the loud pedal on the straights, and hit the binders at the first brake marker on every turn, trying to re-acclimate my brain and limbs to circumnavigating CMP. Not realizing the transmission was still stuck in second, I accidentally banged the big block up over 5300 RPM before discovering the issue. Very fortunately, I clicked the shifter up and down and eventually the slushbox landed in what felt like top gear. I punched it, and the car roared off!
Soon after I entered the track, a Kia (I believe it was Mock Grass Racing) passed me and I followed him for a few laps, gradually gaining confidence. At first, I was only able to keep up with him because of the huge power advantage of the LTD; the Kia would lose me in the twisties, and the LTD would come roaring back up its bumper on the straights. I eventually managed to pass the Kia, and held him off for a few laps. Then he passed me, I smoothed out my driving some and a few laps later passed him and made it stick. After those first 20 minutes or so, I found a decent enough line and started really cranking out the laps. The car felt good. There was all the power in the world (Because 460 Big Block) coming out of the turns- only a handful of cars could touch the LTD in the straights- and enough brakes that I eventually got down to the #2 or 3 markers before using them. I found decent lines through most turns, let the E36 Class A cars past and duked it out with the slower Class B cars, while annihilating everything in Class C. At one point, just to see how fast it would go, I kept my foot in it past my self-imposed 4500 RPM limiter and tickled 5000 RPM before heading through The Kink, which I later calculated to be just at 109 mph. Most laps I kept to a 4500 RPM limit- 100 mph or so. My best lap turned out to be in the 2:06 range, which would have been very Class B competitive if I hadn’t lost oil pressure…
Yeah. After about an hour and a half, just as I was starting to think about doing a cool down lap and coming in, I noticed the engine significantly down on power. I checked the gauges- no oil pressure. Immediately I slowed down, idled around the track the rest of the way, brought it in and shut it off. The Temperature needle showed 200, which wasn’t bad, and the engine wasn’t smoking or making odd noises.
The decision was made to remove the distributor and try spinning the pump with a power drill- engine off. (Thumbs up to Ford for using a hex bit on the oil pump shaft instead of a stupid slot like on a Chevy.) This still resulted in no oil pressure. Figuring either the pump drive shaft was broken, or the pump was bad, we knew what we had to do: Remove the engine.
John and Rob had to leave for other obligations that evening, so the task fell to McCall, Matt, and myself, with help from Ron (who camped with us the whole weekend, and acted as team photographer. Thanks, Ron!) and the occasional burst of effort from well-wishers who seemed to hang around the car port until midnight or so. (We had music cranking and LED lights blaring to keep us awake.)
The next 10 hours were a slog of sleep-deprived, unfathomable sadness, punctuated by making corn (slowly, in the RV- that stove took forever to boil water!) and eating some delicious BBQ (courtesy Terminally Confused). Because the transmission had been giving trouble since the drag race, we decided to yank the whole drivetrain and swap transmissions while we dropped the oil pan to see what the problem was with the engine. As it turned out, the oil pump pickup (which is press-fit into the pump) had fallen off of the oil pump, which had caused the lack of oil pressure.
We stabbed the pickup back into place, and tack welded it in for good measure. We almost grounded the welder to the engine hoist, which could have been unfortunate for many, many reasons, one of which being that I was laying on top of it…
Put the pan back on the engine, and yanked the 200 pound caput C6 off the 700 pound 460, and wrestled the spare C6 on. Ugh... this was awful. The bell housing refused to pull up to the engine block. We bolted them up at least twice before finding the perfect alignment. The observation was made that automatic transmissions and torque converters are witchcraft. Oh, and we dropped the tailshaft on someone’s big toe. Ouch.
Around 2AM everything was back together and we took a quick, slow drive around the slumbering paddock to make sure the car would at least move under its own power again. It did, so we called it a night. I drank a beer or two, and must have spent a half an hour in the shower of the RV rinsing, soaping, and repeating before crashing in my bunk.