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Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition Reader
3/27/12 3:39 p.m.

Wedding tackle.

Oh, behave.

SVreX
SVreX UltimaDork
3/27/12 4:21 p.m.

Margie proposed Bob Costas.

She also organizes all patio projects.

Hence Margie > Tim.

That was easy!

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Dork
3/27/12 5:40 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I propose Jag D Type as the replacement for dick.
Seconded.

I like 'Vice President Cheney' better for as long as he lives..

or as an alternative, Jeremy Clarkson.

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
3/27/12 6:15 p.m.

I'm nominating Naughtious Maximus because Bigus Dickus is too obvious.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
3/27/12 6:16 p.m.

^ yes. I second "Jeremy Clarkson" as a euphamism for dick.

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Dork
3/27/12 6:19 p.m.

Don't be a Jeremy Clarkson is almost as funny as Don't be a Bob Costas.

LopRacer
LopRacer Reader
3/27/12 6:34 p.m.

I have nothing usefull to add, continue on....

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
3/27/12 6:35 p.m.
oldsaw wrote: I'm nominating Naughtious Maximus because Bigus Dickus is too obvious.

I approve this message.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/27/12 6:44 p.m.

Dick.

Meh. just had to try.

carguy123
carguy123 PowerDork
3/27/12 6:56 p.m.

YES, THIS IS A POINTLESS THREAD, BUT SO ARE 99 44/100% OF ALL THE VS THREADS.

During the cold months I understand the pointless threads, but it's warm weather can't we talk about real car stuff?

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
3/27/12 7:09 p.m.

I propose a multi-dick scenario here:

We need big, small, and Jeremy Clarkson.

So it could be a Peel P50, a Zimmer, or a Jeremy Clarkson. Or for the malfunctioning kind, a Reliant Robin (that can get up, but can't stay up).

TIGMOTORSPORTS
TIGMOTORSPORTS Reader
3/27/12 9:09 p.m.
Tom Suddard wrote: Watching closely...

Excellent answer there young man.

Appears both of your parents taught you well.

ls1fiero
ls1fiero Reader
3/27/12 10:20 p.m.

May I humbly suggest the obvious. In honor of all of the swell human behavior being displayed again this election year: I propose that the word "dick" be replaced here with either the words "senator" or "politician". Further I propose a substitution for the four letter word that starts with F. An example would be: "You sure were faraqed up last night".

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/27/12 10:24 p.m.
ls1fiero wrote: "You sure were faraqed up last night".

"Is that why your...."
No, that's getting too graphic.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
3/27/12 10:30 p.m.
ls1fiero wrote: May I humbly suggest the obvious. In honor of all of the swell human behavior being displayed again this election year: I propose that the word "dick" be replaced here with either the words "senator" or "politician". Further I propose a substitution for the four letter word that starts with F. An example would be: "You sure were faraqed up last night".

we already replace that with berkeley

Sultan
Sultan Reader
3/27/12 10:41 p.m.
Keith wrote:
Per Schroeder wrote: Good point, maybe I should make up a good censor-word dick. Hmm.
The obvious one is Richard.

Dude that is my name!!

Fit_Is_Slo
Fit_Is_Slo HalfDork
3/27/12 11:02 p.m.

Jag D Type!

It works!

sanman
sanman Reader
3/27/12 11:31 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote:
Capt Slow wrote: peel p50?
This.

Is it sad that when I thought about the word dick in this picture, the first thing that came to kind was Jeremy Clarkson. I love the man and he is hilarious, but he can be a dick.

problemaddict
problemaddict Reader
3/28/12 8:46 a.m.

Dick = "The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu".

...if you're not into the whole "brevity thing", man.

FlightService
FlightService SuperDork
3/28/12 8:47 a.m.

Marjorie hands down

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/28/12 9:22 a.m.

Tom becomes King Dork, Margie whispers in his ear until he ascends properly, Tim unfortunately becomes the next patio extension.

Then again, I was always warned to watch out for the quiet ones.

Too close to call.

wbjones
wbjones UltraDork
3/28/12 7:17 p.m.
Keith wrote:
MG Bryan wrote:
Keith wrote:
Per Schroeder wrote: Good point, maybe I should make up a good censor-word dick. Hmm.
The obvious one is Richard.
That doesn't fit with the tradition of the filter though, since it's obvious.
I feel sorry for anyone who has the name "Dick" then So, I was watching Man Sausage Clark on New Year's Eve...

yrs ago I used to play darts against a guy named Richard Head .... tried his damnedest to get people to call him by his middle name ... nawwwww

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
3/28/12 7:25 p.m.

I am married so the answer is patently obvious to me

Margie by a mile, all husbands are wrong.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
3/28/12 7:37 p.m.
914Driver wrote: Tom becomes King Dork, Margie whispers in his ear until he ascends properly, Tim unfortunately becomes the next patio extension.

ROFL! Who was it that said there are only five plotlines in all of English literature, and Shakespeare wrote them all?

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/28/12 7:51 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: I am married so the answer is patently obvious to me Margie by a mile, all husbands are wrong.

Ahhh Yup. This!

By the way I think I saw something about peaches and cars on a recent TG episode.. . .. It was late the other night and I am probably misremembering this. Besides "cars" as a filter word just would not work.

Lets try this out

You are a "car". . .. Nope .

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