I'd seriously use that nail-unbender, but obviously because I'm that cheap there's also no way I'd buy it.
Anything that lists "Startlingly Loud" as a feature has to be good
"Muppet Grade" LOLZ
That is so good. I would like to meet the person that produced this -- they need to write comedy professionally.
Lol
I spent a solid 2 minutes in the 'confused dog's head tilted to the side' pose trying to figure out what the hell the first item was until I realized that it was actually satirical, haha.
I am not a smart person.
An oldie but goodie
It's an oldie, but it doesn't matter. This will never not be funny.
I found that hilarious when I first saw it. I think I was logged in to Compuserve at a blistering 9800 baud. It was a few days after the Earth's crust had cooled enough to support life IIRC.
That Laser Guided Paint Brush is great for cut-ins!
A whale gutting knife for $9.99? I overpaid!
Carpenter grade dreidle is just what I need.
Not now boychik, it's Shabos!
Wasn't sure what the list was going to be but it reminded me of an oh-E36 M3 moment some years ago. My kids were always asking me what I wanted for Christmas. So when I was going to switch over to Vintage Racing I made up a complete list of safety gear I was needing to buy with item numbers, cost, vender and said pick something from the list. When I emailed it out to my family I must have inadvertently clicked on an extra email address. Not long after I hit send I got a email from the Triumph list and sure enough there was my Christmas list, sent to people near and far. CRAP! I was looking for a rock to crawl under. Hmmm, now that I think about it none of those tightwad Triumph buddies bought me anything. :)
In reply to Marty:
It doesn't matter how many times I see this, I LOL every damn time.
The indispensable Rampage Jerry Can Toolbox
Ohhh, I like that jerry can toolbox.
In reply to trucke:
Hey, that's probably a real thing! If not, it still makes too much sense! You can't post that here!
I could really use a 2-Stroke generator. Who needs neighbors that like you?
I was just looking for a new gaydar/corn holder.
ebonyandivory wrote: I could really use a 2-Stroke generator. Who needs neighbors that like you?
It's a generator / mosquito-repellant.
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