M030
M030 Dork
8/8/15 8:08 a.m.

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/5140539911.html

flatlander937
flatlander937 GRM+ Memberand Reader
8/8/15 8:25 a.m.

That's pretty good, I'm fond of this one myself(and was expecting to see it when clicking on this thread):

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
8/8/15 9:02 a.m.

i like this one

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/5160218094.html

imgon
imgon New Reader
8/8/15 11:19 a.m.

Those are great, much better than the people that think they really have the most awesome car in the world and you get there and wouldn't offer to tow it to the junk yard. The guy who wrote Pontiac ad is very creative.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
8/8/15 11:23 a.m.
M030 wrote: http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/5140539911.html

That's actually a good car.

Wanna get super weird and annoy the E36 M3 out of any SMF autox competitors in your area?

Everything i've done to the Escort (parting out, get your cool suspension stuff and motor mount things now!) will bolt to this car, and be LEGAL.

Show up with a KL powered 2100lb Kia Sephia. Do it.

ProDarwin
ProDarwin UberDork
8/8/15 11:27 a.m.

Ad is long gone, but this is from WDC CL circa 2008:

1997 Toyota tacoma, auto, 103,469 miles, 4x4 - $4300 (Alexandria) I have tried to sell this car but in this bag economy everyone think I will just gave them the truck for free. (will no happen) also I keep getting call from people who seams to not speak English please if you would like to buy this truck speak English when calling. Know about the price if you would like to have a discount we can work something out if (YOUR WIFE LOOK GOOD OR YOU 23 YEAR SISTER LOOK GOOD MUST BE WHITE OR MIXED) GET THEW POINT. CASH ONLY.

This one was pretty awesome as well - 2009:

Title: I want to selling my raft please, ok - $20 (is in the waters) hello friend ok i wanting to sell my raft, is only 20 american dollars i use the raft only 1 times and is working very very. i show you how using the raft, please friend is no problem, is ok i parking in the waters, ok , please no asking for coupons, the price is stiff!

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