Please translate for me . . .

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/cto/2109898015.html

The best I can figure out is, "I'm a moron who can't spell, and I think my donk-mobile is fast." I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

That reeks of someone spelling poorly on purpose.

One can only hope.

I think it is done on purpose too. I'm not sure that the seller actually owns that car at all.

May be worth it without the wagon wheels.

Someone need a swamp buggy?

No, I think that is about the level of edumacation from Kzoo public skools.

Brian

TJ wrote: I think it is done on purpose too. I'm not sure that the seller actually owns that car at all.

People who really type like that don't use any proper punctuation like exclamations, question marks, apostrophes, and definitely don't know to capitalize the first word in every sentence, much less be able to write in complete sentences.

Actually that probably took a lot of work to type...

...I guess.

Ranger50 wrote: No, I think that is about the level of edumacation from Kzoo public skools. Brian

I went to KaZoo area schools. Yeah, that's about right.

If you were a real potential buyer you would not require a translation. Sort of an interesting filtering system.

MrJoshua wrote: That reeks of someone spelling poorly on purpose.

This. His punctuation is too accurate for an idiot who didn't know how to spell or write correctly.

MrJoshua wrote: That reeks of someone spelling poorly on purpose.

This. His punctuation and spelling is too accurate for an idiot who didn't know how to spell or write correctly.

im with the too accurate crowd. maybe he had some one post it for him seriously or something.

I got caught with that here on grm when i posted up some kid with a mx6, he welded extra blades on his turbo and claimed it spooled faster. I had to post it here LOL

~Alex

Do you speak jive?

RIP Leslie Nielson

The main typo ? That car is not been "doinked", It's been DINKED.

+1 for the accurate crowd, given the usual level of illiteracy on CL.. Kinda read like Ali G wrote it.

I've seen that photo before. The person who wrote the ad pulled it off the net, and they think they're being very clever.

Translation?

I want to sound real cool, like I live in the 'hood.

As others have said, folks who spell that badly, then do "okay" on punctuation, then close with comments about how they won't accept a certain TYPE of offer....well, they are 1.) too clever by half and 2.) definite scam artists.

When I see a vintage car (except for maybe 4 door sedans) jacked up and "donked?" I cry just a little inside.

TJ wrote: I think it is done on purpose too. I'm not sure that the seller actually owns that car at all.

Probably not. That isn't an 85 Cutlass, more like a 79.

It was painful to read and worse to look at.

RAZZISTI!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak

This is EXACTLY how that sounds. Watch this, then re-read that ad with this voice in your head, and it'll make perfect sense.