Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/10/16 12:12 p.m.

It's ridiculous that these things exist, but last night, I got to use a Porsche napkin at dinner. It did make me smile when I saw it though.

 photo Napkin_zpsdlwdv4qk.jpg

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy UltraDork
8/10/16 12:13 p.m.

lost to the dark side........

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UberDork
8/10/16 12:22 p.m.

I have Porsche 911 cookie cutters! They were a promotional gift that was given out at a Porsche launch event for the 911 a few years ago. They have cutters for the original 911 and the most recent one. They look like these:

Klayfish
Klayfish UberDork
8/10/16 12:36 p.m.

When I visited the BMW factory in South Carolina, IIRC they had BMW napkins, cups, etc...in their cafeteria.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/10/16 1:05 p.m.

Did it fall of the table backwards?

kb58
kb58 Dork
8/10/16 1:15 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Did it fall of the table backwards?

Ouch.

Stefan (Not Bruce)
Stefan (Not Bruce) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/10/16 1:55 p.m.

Did they charge you extra for not having one?

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
8/10/16 2:10 p.m.

There really is no end to the things they will put their name on. FWIW, I tried to make this funnier by googling "Porsche dildo" before I thought about what sort of results I'd be getting in an image search and ... Porsche is apparently a popular name for plump adult film stars.

Sonic
Sonic SuperDork
8/10/16 2:44 p.m.
Huckleberry wrote: Porsche is apparently a popular name for plump adult film stars.

That makes sense, most of the weight is out back

cmcgregor
cmcgregor HalfDork
8/10/16 2:47 p.m.

Ridiculous as they are, I really like those paperclips. 10/10 would expense for work use.

ssswitch
ssswitch Dork
8/10/16 2:48 p.m.

Those paperclips are probably the greatest thing ever devised by Porsche, and that includes the 2.7 RS.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
8/10/16 3:49 p.m.

Woody, what Pizza Slut offers Porsche napkins?

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