2017 BMW M240i X-drive (auto trans):
Pros: B58 engine! Excellent driving dynamics. Wonderful daily driver qualities.
Cons: Steering lacks much feel. She's a heavy girl- she hides it well, but a dedicated sports car it is not.
Today, my wife and I went for 2 test drives, one of which was completely unexpected and honestly, I wasn't really seeking it out. More on that one to come...
We took a spin out west to check out a 2017 BMW M240i X-Drive convertible (automatic trans). I've always liked the look of the 2-series and have been meaning to drive one of these for a while, as a potential replacement for my 128i. To make sure I could compare them fairly, I drove my 128i half-way across town to the dealership.
To be clear, I would have preferred a coupe, but the only one I found locally literally sold this morning- so I made do with the convertible. Oh what a punishment box I had to endure!
I'll get this question out of the way: is this generation M240i better than my beloved 128i? Well, in some ways, yes. Maybe not in all ways. It depends on what you're looking for.
If I was shopping in this price range (around $30k for this one), would I actually buy this generation of M240i with my own money? Without a hesitation! Am I actually going to buy this car? Probably not. More on that later.
To start, this car feels a lot like the next evolution of the E82 1-series... because, well, it is. This is a great place to start in my book.
The moment I stepped inside the M240i, it felt familiar. Familiar in interior size to my 128i. Familiar and much beloved seating position, even if the transmission tunnel might have intruded just a bit more into the cabin. Eerily familiar sports seats. These seats! I've driven just about everything and honestly, I'm convinced: BMW makes the best seats in the market. Period. Full stop.
Setting off in the M240i, this car is just about as easy to drive as a car possibly can be! This particular car has a fairly large passenger side blindspot- but I'm 99% sure this wouldn't be an issue in the coupe, as the convertible top's wide rear cloth "pillars" (what in the world would you call that area?) take up quite a bit of real estate. Beyond that, visibility was excellent. Although you feel like you're sitting a bit lower in the M240i than I feel like I'm sitting in my 128i... I'm not sure if that's an illusion or not, as I can't tell if the seats are actually lower in the M240i, or if the doors and dashboard are just higher? Either way, it feels low and sporty, without taking much away from visibility.
I should mention that for a coupe that was converted into a convertible, the car felt surprisingly solid. If there was any chassis flex or floppiness, I certainly didn't feel it. This chassis feels stiff.
I don't know if BMW piped in fake noises or not, but all I know is that this exhaust sounded damn good! At low cruising speeds, it was quiet and subdued, but when I got on the throttle, it piped up and sounded off like it had a pair! Aggressive, without being obnoxious.
Speaking of laying into the throttle... the transmission was very intuitive, responding like I would think it should, quickly finding the gear I think best suits the throttle input I'm giving it... I put my foot into it and good Lord does this thing pull! I can see why everyone raves so much about the BMW B58! It just rides a constant wave of torque, from pretty much any RPM until redline!
Now, I'm a fan of my 128i's N52, but I'm not going to lie to myself: the B58 is a superior engine. Granted, that's not a fair comparison. A more fair comparison would be the N54/N55 vs the B58, but it doesn't really matter- the B58 sounds great, feels alive and pulls like a freight train! Honestly, what more do you want? I'm on Team B58 all the things!
Going light to light, this car is incredibly easy to drive. Very relaxing when you want it to be and gets around any obstacle in its way with the greatest of ease.
If I had to commute to work in a car I own, would I daily this car? 100%!
The ride is smooth, without feeling sloppy. The steering, while a bit on the lighter side, is very accurate and precise, moving the car in the direction you want it to go with ease. Overall, this would be an incredibly easy car to live with, while still being a joy to drive!
Want a car that will soak up countless freeway miles? Here you go.
Want a car that will keep up with that V8 muscle car next to you at a light? Yep, it'll do that too.
Want a car that you can drive year round, in the snow? This one has X-drive AWD.
Want a car that is effortless to drive in traffic? We went through some semblance of rush hour traffic without a care in the world.
Want a car that's just big enough to be comfortable, but small enough to maneuver easily through thicker traffic? This car is the Right Size.
I feel like this car is as close as it comes to being All Things to All Men.
Now, all that goodness doesn't come without some drawbacks:
-The steering, while precise and accurate, is a bit on the lighter side (although not overly light like the BRZ/GR86) and lacks feel. It's honestly not bad for an EPS rack, but at the end of the day, it's still an EPS rack.
-We pitched it through a few corners to see how she do... and well, it's not bad. The M240i feels well balanced and controls its body motions well, but with the X-drive AWD, convertible top and auto transmission, she's a heavy girl and you can feel it. It might hide some of its weight, but she can't hide all of it.
These are the only real areas where I preferred my E82. My E82 is substantially lighter and pitching it around, it feels like far more of a driver's car. The little 128i offers far more feedback through the wheel and less resistance to lateral G's. The heavier M240i feels a bit more floaty and disconnected by comparison.
As a daily commuter, I would say the M240i is the better car. As a back road hoon machine, I would take the lighter, more engaging 128i and its superior steering feel.
To have a more of an apples to apples comparison, I should probably try to seek out the lighter 228i or 230i, with a manual transmission and RWD (which, admittedly, is tough to find).
Am I going to buy this M240i? Again, no, probably not. For a car with this mileage and condition, I feel like $30k is actually a very fair price. How much can I sell my 128i for? Maybe somewhere in the $10k-$15k range... for the price delta, do I feel like the M240i is worth $15k to $20k more than my 128i? Not to me. As of right now, I just can't justify the price when I already enjoy the 128i so much. If I didn't already own the 128i and know it so well, inside and out, and I didn't mind the idea of a car payment, would I be looking to track down an M240i coupe? You're damn right I would!
This car is good. Very, very good. I can see myself owning one sometime in the future.
********************2nd TEST DRIVE REVIEW*****************************
2015 Jaguar F-Type R
Pros: The supercharged 5.0L V8 engine! Did I mention the supercharged 5.0L engine? Glorious noises! The most beautiful car on earth! I just couldn't stop laughing!
Cons: Where's the legroom? British electronics are confusing. Did they pull that infotainment screen out of an older Corolla? Brakes aren't terribly impressive.
Now, onto the next, unexpected drive...
I should explain, when my wife and I got to the dealership, we ended up getting into a conversation with the manager as we were oogling this absolutely stunning 2015 Jaguar F-Type R, with around 30k miles on the clock... then he told us the price... $44k... I expected a much higher number! This car is in the Right Color. The only color these cars should even come in: British Racing Green! It is such a marvelous sight to behold:
As soon as he told me the price, I couldn't help but think to myself: if I sold both the S2000 and the Integra...
In a shocking turn of events, the manager (who was an absolute Legend!) actually encouraged us to drive the big Jag! Seriously, if I buy a car in the near future, if this manager can get his hands on whatever I'm looking for, I'm buying from this guy. If I'm being honest, I don't know if I cared much for the salesman- I had nothing against him- but I could see myself actually befriending the manager and certainly sending potential customers and dollars his way!
The Jag was sitting on the showroom floor... I actually felt bad and if the manager hadn't encouraged us to take it for a spin, I wouldn't have even asked... but I couldn't pass up this opportunity!
The moment they started this car up, the sound of the exhaust alone was a near-religious experience! My word! This thing has my vote for the best sounding exhaust I think I've ever heard!
They give my wife and I a dealer plate and tell us to go have fun... and fun we had!!
Listen. I'm going to get my gripes out of the way up front and be done with it:
-Electronics. They don't make sense. British car things? I don't know. All I know is that if you hold the seat button back to give me as much leg room as possible, it goes all the way back, but if you don't release it IMMEDIATELY, the seat starts to move all the way forward... what kind of British jigsaw puzzle is this?
-Most of you have probably noticed, I typically don't give a damn about interior fit and finish. But this car MSRP'd at $100k when new... the touchscreen infotainment looked like it was plucked from a Garmin from ~2002. Now, I didn't care once I started driving it- there's no reason to care in a car like this!- but, in a car of this pedigree, I was a bit perplexed to see such a low-grade item that would have looked more at home in a similar vintage Toyota Corolla.
-The seats... they look beautiful. Looking beautiful and being good apparently aren't the same thing. The seat bottoms are a bit too short for my admittedly longer legs (for $100k? Where's the thigh extender?!?)... and there's this weird hump in the seat, around the upper back/neck area, that for the life of me, I couldn't figure out why it was there? It just made the seat feel a bit odd, as my upper back/neck area was pushed forward- a sensation I've never felt in a car before. My much shorter (5'4") wife didn't notice at all, so YMMV.
-Legroom: this is a fairly large, 2-seat car- why isn't there more of it? For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why the big Jag didn't have more legroom... headroom was fine, shoulder/hip room were fine... but with the seat all the way back, I could have used another 0.5" to 1" of legroom. Unfortunately, because of the lack of legroom, my right knee wasn't terribly happy. Not a ton of pain, it was quite manageable, but that would likely DQ this car from my garage, which is terribly unfortunate...
Now that I've aired my grievances, let me say: I LOVED this thing!! I can't remember the last time I had so much fun on a test drive! Maybe the ND Miata? But for entirely different reasons.
Too many years of watching Jeremy Clarkson had me repeatedly blurting out "it's a JAGGGGG" more times than I could count! We tuned the radio to a local classic rock station, to which they played multiple Ozzy Osbourne songs in a row- I felt as though nothing could have been more befitting of this big, beautiful, angry JAGGG! My wife kept yelling out to me: "it's a sign! We should take it home!"
I would like to write out all the details of my experience with the F-Type R, but much of it was just a comical blur! Laughter abounded. This quickly turned into my wife's favorite car of all time. There are now talks of her selling her prized Challenger 392 Scat Pack, in search of an F-Type R.
Hilarity. Much of it ensued.
I mean, where do I start? Well, there's really only 1 place to start: the engine. My word, what an engine! This 5.0L supercharged V8 made a stump-ripping 550hp and it seems as though you can feel every one of these angry ponies are trying to break open the barn doors! So much noise! So much glorious noise! Pops and bangs, but all the right amounts! Even in today's world of tuner cars making pops and bangs galore, this motor just sounded right.
I want to remind you: we had literally just gotten out of the B58 powered M240i. I was so impressed by the B58 and was singing its praises... until the moment I let the supercharged 5.0L V8 rip! It was at that moment that all other engines ceased to exist to me.
This car feels like a muscle car in a tuxedo. A quick stab of the throttle and the back end of the car will quickly put you into the next lane- it's a bit unnerving, but trust me, you'll be laughing the whole time!
Even though there's an R badge on the car, this isn't a track car. This is a pleasant mix of muscle car and sports car, done right. This car doesn't have the precision of a Porsche (or even my lowly S2000), but what this car does have is character. It has character in spades. A bonafide hooligan car, if you will.
Hustling this big Jag thru the corners in Dynamic mode, it controls its body motions well, with minimal roll, and great steering feedback. If I'm not mistaken, I thought I read afterwards that 2015 was the last year with hydraulic steering... it felt hydraulic, but I didn't bother to check. All I know is that I liked it.
Don't get me wrong. This isn't a featherweight sports car, it's closer to a GT car, but with tight body controls- the car was responsive and the wheel was well weighted.
I will admit, I didn't hardly have the nerve to punch the throttle mid-corner... the rear end kicked out so quickly in a straight line that I didn't feel like testing fate by punching it with the wheel turned on a public road!
It's funny. I'm pretty sure the F-Type has the same body width as the S550 Mustang, but it doesn't feel like it. Maybe it was the improved visibility? Or the additional steering feedback? Or some unknown characteristic? All I know is that the big Jag felt far more confidence inspiring in traffic than the Mustang. I felt like I had a good sense of where the car was, which allowed me to enjoy it to a much greater extent.
If I have one driving critique, it's the brakes. They're not bad, they do a decent job of hauling the angry British rager down, but they didn't feel terribly strong. I didn't inspect them too closely, but they appeared to be large and looked like single piston calipers...? Or maybe they had 2 pistons in the back? All I know is that for the money they charged for this car when new ($100k), I would have expected something with a Brembo logo and quite a few more caliper pistons. We both agreed that my wife's Scat Pack Brembos felt a good bit stronger.
The Jag had some flavor of automatic gearbox in it. I don't know much about it- I can't say if it's a torque converter box or a DCT, but it felt more like a torque converter box. It seemed very responsive- although the engine had so much torque everywhere, that it didn't really matter. Because the engine was so good, I don't recall giving the gearbox much of a thought.
Would I want to take this car canyon carving on a tight, narrow canyon road? Heavens no! I feel like it would try to kill me! Sure, I would likely die laughing, but that's besides the point. On a wider, sparsely populated back road, this thing is a hoot!
It also certainly doesn't hurt that this might be the coolest, most beautiful car made in the past couple of decades. It's hard not to feel cool while driving the F-Type R. That isn't something I normally care about, or give any thought to. I prefer good driving dynamics over aesthetics any day of the week- but it's hard to ignore in a car this beautiful.
Would I buy one with my own money? Probably not, if for no other reason than my right knee not loving the back of legroom. Beyond that though, I loved this car and wouldn't fault anyone for giving into the temptation of the big green Jag. It's not a race car or a lightweight sports car, but I loved it nonetheless.