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Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/21/17 3:58 p.m.

I'll try to maintain a bit of decorum, and probably best to not identify the parties if you wish to share.  I'll go first :

Overheard in parking lot last evening."Damn...a tree fell on my Corvette and my Jaguar last month."

Reply..."Sounds like a first world problem to me.  Glad your Polo ponies survived."

Trackmouse
Trackmouse SuperDork
10/21/17 4:19 p.m.

Need more of these. Way more. And they should all be say what 

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/21/17 8:18 p.m.

'I was young and really needed the money."

Trackmouse
Trackmouse SuperDork
10/21/17 11:40 p.m.

In reply to Ovid_and_Flem :

Lol. 

pimpm3
pimpm3 SuperDork
10/21/17 11:52 p.m.

"I should never have sold the Shelby gt350-h for $350"

 

Ashyukun
Ashyukun GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/22/17 7:55 a.m.

We spent the better part of the drags trying to get the wastegate actuator connected up to the wastegate on the turbo Rampage, and then trying (unsuccessfully) to get the pin installed to keep it from coming apart again- all of which involved trying to find the right hole and get a small rod into it. I don’t think a single sentence was said trying to describe what we were trying to do or suggesting how to get differently to make my work without it being followed immediately by “That’s what she/he said!”

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 10:07 a.m.

Sunday morning:  "There's a fine line between waking up and coming to."frown

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 12:20 p.m.

Challenger 1:  "This event is more like a family reunion tHan a racing weekend."

Challenger2:  "Well,  yeah ....if you have a dysfunctional family dynamic with many fun, intoxicated uncles all wearing identical Tshirts."

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 1:20 p.m.

Driver after running 39 second pass iin Miata in General Tire challenge:  "Wow...I was pretty quick."

Driver's new wife of 7 months:  "That's not the only thing you finish in under a minute."surprise

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 1:32 p.m.

Challenger 1:  "Next year we plan on a stand alone fuel injection system with ITB's controlled by a custom program  I've downloaded onto my iPad that serves as a digital dash also controlling active aero integrated with a variable boost controlled wastegate."

Challenger 2: "I'm hoping to get me some yellow plug wires."

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 3:23 p.m.

"Too bad GA Tech team had to run last year's Subaru Insight...their faculty advisor didn't get the yellow cake uranium out of Syria in time for their latest build."

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 3:38 p.m.

Driver of tow pig running 78 mph on way home in torrential down pour Sunday:  "This is gonna sound crazy but my poor eyesight actually helps me in zero visibility conditions."

Passenger:  "That's not exactly reassuring."

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 3:52 p.m.

Driver of tow pig after 9 hours:  "We boil dried chicken feet to feed our pet sugar gliders."

Passenger:  "We've officially run out of things to talk about. "

 

Pete Gossett
Pete Gossett GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/22/17 6:58 p.m.
Ovid_and_Flem said:

Driver of tow pig running 78 mph on way home in torrential down pour Sunday:  "This is gonna sound crazy but my poor eyesight actually helps me in zero visibility conditions."

Passenger:  "That's not exactly reassuring."

 

I drive by sense of smell.

GTXVette
GTXVette Dork
10/22/17 7:10 p.m.

 

just got home, all this was true.  dysfunctional,  yea,  Family, hell yea.  Thanks all for making me feel welcome.

 

 

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid Dork
10/22/17 8:42 p.m.

Next year we will be bring something German and more pistons...meybe I should not say anymore. 

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid Dork
10/22/17 8:42 p.m.

I do remember sat night the yellow plug wires comment out by the pool.

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 9:18 p.m.

Nameless concours judge: "Within 5 minutes of release of concours scores online,  my berklying cell phone lit up  with a but load of text messages."

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 9:27 p.m.

"My BMW race car was perfectly balanced with 50/50 cross weights and 50/50 front and rear^

"Did you weigh with you in it?"

"No."

"DUDE,,,YOU WEIGH LIKE 300 LBS...don't you think that might have affected balance a bit?

"I only weighed 280 back then."

"OK......bet it really handled turning left.  Were you racing in NASCAR? "

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/22/17 9:31 p.m.
ckosacranoid said:

I do remember sat night the yellow plug wires comment out by the pool.

Nah...sorta like Woodstock.  If you remember Challenge Saturday night post banquet pool party, you weren't there.cheeky

Patrick
Patrick GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/22/17 9:45 p.m.
GTXVette said:

 

just got home, all this was true.  dysfunctional,  yea,  Family, hell yea.  Thanks all for making me feel welcome.

 

 

Seriously?  You were there and didn't come say hi?  Humbug

GTXVette
GTXVette Dork
10/23/17 8:15 a.m.

 

 

Man we Thrashed on the subi ALL day, and I do regret Missing out on Meeting Everyone.  Saturday I was a bit Hung over after Hanging out a Stampie's Bar till Closing time,3 maybe 3:30  but I was the Guy with the White VAN's Shoe's and apparently the only one with Hair.  Besides Stampie and the Dude that did the PLB with Pimpn3.

Robbie
Robbie GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/23/17 8:24 a.m.
Patrick said:
GTXVette said:

 

just got home, all this was true.  dysfunctional,  yea,  Family, hell yea.  Thanks all for making me feel welcome.

 

 

Seriously?  You were there and didn't come say hi?  Humbug

He was working on the Scooby Doo mostly I think

Patrick
Patrick GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/23/17 8:25 a.m.

JG:  "what's the goal?"

me: "10's or break it trying."

 

i broke it trying.   The 12.01 was on 7 cylinders. devil

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
10/23/17 9:58 a.m.

"Isn't it ironic that last year the GA Tech team spent five hours during the autocross welding on their prius...and this year didn't have to weld anything and won the welder.  Karma baby!'

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