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ManhattanM (fka NY535iManual)
ManhattanM (fka NY535iManual) Reader
5/1/18 11:04 a.m.

This weekend I set out to replace the broken plastic bumper mounts on my e46.  There was no major sag, but the misalignment offended my mild OCD.  While pulling off the bumper, I sheared one of the rusted in bolts that attaches the bumper to the bumper shock.  3 hours and 4 broken drill bits later, I finally extract the rest of the bolt.

Because I am too stupid to know when to leave well enough alone, I decided to go ahead and replace the control arms and lower control arm bushings.  Getting them out requires undoing the 3 differential mount bolts and sliding the diff back slightly.  No biggie.  When reinstalling the diff, I somehow managed to cross thread one of the front bolts.  After much prayer, I attempted to back the bolt out, and IT sheared.   Near tears, I begin to pull the diff to drill it. I got the diff out at 11pm Sunday night.  Right as I was about to mark the pilot hole, common sense won out and I decided to take the damn thing to a machine shop and pay to have them fight it.

The reason I'm really pissed at myself is that if I'd done the control arms when I did the subframe bushings a year ago, I would have avoided all of this...

Rant off.

Enyar
Enyar SuperDork
5/1/18 11:16 a.m.

Time to buy a boat.

NOHOME
NOHOME UltimaDork
5/1/18 12:00 p.m.

In reply to ManhattanM (fka NY535iManual) :

If this forum had a national anthem, it would contain the spirit of what you just wrote if not the actual words.

 

 

ultraclyde
ultraclyde PowerDork
5/1/18 12:33 p.m.

Two weeks ago my mother dropped off her '97 Mercury Mountaineer (5L) for me to change the water pump, radiator, hoses, etc. Although it only has 135k miles, she neglects it soundly. An employee of hers (who really does know cars) told her that the water pump was leaking badly after he crawled under and took a look. It had been leaking a slightly increasing amount that suddenly went WAY up, and she doesn't have the money to pay a mechanic.

It took me a full weekend, plus a couple evenings to do the work. 5.0 fords are notorious for seizing two particular water pump studs and breaking them off, requiring timing cover removal and usually replacement, but I managed with patience to get them out in one piece. A V8 in a ranger chassis, though, is a bitch to work on and my arms look like I've been fighting drunken badgers. I filled it up to test it and it leaked exactly the same way it did before.

After much crawling and mechanic twister I located the actual source of the leak - the timing cover to block seal was gone. This is also a common problem with 302s.

Which means ALL the stuff I just replaced had to come back out.

So I spent all of last weekend taking out all the parts out I'd just put in. Got the additional stuff off to remove the timing cover and while I was cleaning the block surface I found a crack. The single bolt hole next to the leaking coolant passage was cracked top and bottom. I'm fairly certain mom let the antifreeze content of the coolant drop since she was constantly refilling the leaking truck. The coolant passage was leaking next to this bolt. Water gets in the threads and then the temperature drops. Crack. Luckily the system was probably low enough on fluid that whatever was in the water jacket either didn't freeze or had expansion room.

I tried to tack weld the crack (didn't help, of course) and reassembled everything with fresh gaskets and Optimum Gray RTV. After following the "finger tight, wait an hour, full torque" instructions on the timing cover and the water pump, I left the offending bolt for last. As I approached the 15ftlb torque spec I hear POP and the bolt free spins.

It cracked the ear of the block almost off. Now, I'm pretty sure it's just the bolt hole that's cracked and not the water jacket, but now I have no way to torque down the prone-to-leaking timing cover or one end of the water pump because that's the only fastener in the area.

After much head scratching I drove the shaft of a large broken flat head screwdriver between the cracked piece and a very close massive aluminum bracket and was able to get full torque on the bolt.

The next day I started to feel bad about this rigged fix. I was concerned that the screwdriver shaft might vibrate enough to fall out. SO I went back in, taking off the fan, shroud, belt, etc for access, and I JB welded the cracked area. I also cut the screwdriver shaft down, then coated it in JB Weld and drove it back in. I left it to cure last night and tonight I'll fill the system and see if it holds, or if we sell a 135k V8 for scrap because of a broken bolt hole. Pray for me.

Dontcha just love the wrench life? Wish I'd double checked dude's diagnosis a little more thoroughly.

 

TheRX7Project
TheRX7Project Reader
5/1/18 1:46 p.m.

Last year? 2 years ago? I decided it was time to replace the thermostat in my little 12a. Simple enough- 2 bolts to get the housing off, pop the new 'stat in, bolt it down and away we go. Until I sheared off one of the bolts. And then the other. Did I mention that this was 2 days before a car show that I attend every year?

I can't blame anyone but myself at the end of the day. My procrastination leads me to doing "simple" repairs last minute, and "simple" repairs always turn into something more significant, especially when there's a time crunch.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/1/18 2:18 p.m.

This crap is why I am not really hesitating to farm out the timing chain replacement on the 14-year-old TSX.  Avoiding a full weekend of misery is worth $1200.

barefootskater
barefootskater Reader
5/1/18 2:37 p.m.

Had temperature problems climbing a hill on the interstate on our way out of town for a week. Stopped at the next town's location of the parts store chain I worked at, with plans to put in some water wetter in hopes of it being ok. Decided that what I should do in that parking lot with a car loaded with luggage and my MIL, was replace the t-stat. Should've been a ten minute job. Went great until I was bolting the thing back together. The housing decided it didn't like me and broke in half. Nobody within 300 miles had a replacement. That didn't end up being a great trip. I know it was my own fault for attempting a proper fix, but at the time it made sense in my head.

More of the same with my current (until tomorrow) project car. That little bastard is headed to the scrapper tomorrow. I have often wondered how many bolts can break on any given car. The answer: almost all of them. And hoses, fittings, brackets, dust shields, belt tensioners, and my patience.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/1/18 2:55 p.m.

Ah, the joys of project creep.

fidelity101
fidelity101 UltraDork
5/1/18 3:02 p.m.
Appleseed said:

Ah, the joys of project creep.

aka

 

"while I'm in there..."

 

 

classicJackets
classicJackets HalfDork
5/1/18 3:09 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

Suffering that right now. cleaning up/making safe and reliable the 3 series I just got so it can take over DD duties. As the small part in the steering that causes it to feel like it's binding needs to come off, I might as well go ahead and upgrade the rack, before I put the new tie rods in and while the LCAs will already be out for replacement too..

Stampie
Stampie GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/1/18 5:01 p.m.
barefootskater said:

Had temperature problems climbing a hill on the interstate on our way out of town for a week. Stopped at the next town's location of the parts store chain I worked at, with plans to put in some water wetter in hopes of it being ok. Decided that what I should do in that parking lot with a car loaded with luggage and my MIL, was replace the t-stat. Should've been a ten minute job. Went great until I was bolting the thing back together. The housing decided it didn't like me and broke in half. Nobody within 300 miles had a replacement. That didn't end up being a great trip. I know it was my own fault for attempting a proper fix, but at the time it made sense in my head.

More of the same with my current (until tomorrow) project car. That little bastard is headed to the scrapper tomorrow. I have often wondered how many bolts can break on any given car. The answer: almost all of them. And hoses, fittings, brackets, dust shields, belt tensioners, and my patience.

I'm a masochist ... what's the project and how much do you want?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/1/18 5:02 p.m.

I blew apart the front end of my only running bike for 3 months during prime riding season to shorten the bars 1.25 inches. I know project creep.

barefootskater
barefootskater Reader
5/1/18 5:14 p.m.
Stampie said:
barefootskater said:

Had temperature problems climbing a hill on the interstate on our way out of town for a week. Stopped at the next town's location of the parts store chain I worked at, with plans to put in some water wetter in hopes of it being ok. Decided that what I should do in that parking lot with a car loaded with luggage and my MIL, was replace the t-stat. Should've been a ten minute job. Went great until I was bolting the thing back together. The housing decided it didn't like me and broke in half. Nobody within 300 miles had a replacement. That didn't end up being a great trip. I know it was my own fault for attempting a proper fix, but at the time it made sense in my head.

More of the same with my current (until tomorrow) project car. That little bastard is headed to the scrapper tomorrow. I have often wondered how many bolts can break on any given car. The answer: almost all of them. And hoses, fittings, brackets, dust shields, belt tensioners, and my patience.

I'm a masochist ... what's the project and how much do you want?

 1995 MX6 LS. Unless you can get to southern UT by tomorrow it's not for sale. If somehow you can then I'd sell you the whole heap, all the extras, and the wheels and brand new tires for $400. As it is I am keeping the wheels/tires, certain engine components I think I can sell, and the full exhaust. I plan to laugh maniacally when it leaves the premises for good. That day is tomorrow come hell or high water.

Stampie
Stampie GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/1/18 6:15 p.m.

In reply to barefootskater :

I can't deny you that joy in your life. 

CyberEric
CyberEric Reader
5/1/18 6:34 p.m.

Man, we've all been there. I tried to change the oil on my '99 M3 once. Simple job, done it a dozen times. Except I broke the drain plug bolt when I went to tighten it. Also dipped my head in the pan full of used oil while I did it. 

There are many times when I regret trying to save a few hundred dollars.

RealMiniParker
RealMiniParker PowerDork
5/1/18 6:46 p.m.

imgon
imgon Reader
5/1/18 7:55 p.m.

I spent nearly 6 hours getting the front rotors off a car I am trying to sell. It was an a abandoned project that I swore I would not spend anymore money on. However,  attempts to sell it in non driving condition prompted me to say f it and spend $200 on pads, rotors and some brake fluid. I figured an afternoon of labor would cover it and I'd bump up the selling price $500 to cover my time and the parts. Came damn close to leaving on the side of the road with the keys and title in it,stupid cars. 

smokindav
smokindav Reader
5/1/18 8:03 p.m.

For your fun car never buy anything that has been used in winter (like your New York BMW). Trying to remove rusted nuts and bolts is a nightmare.

JamesMcD
JamesMcD SuperDork
5/1/18 8:09 p.m.

I will admit to crying beneath a car before.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/1/18 8:34 p.m.

In reply to RealMiniParker :

Preach, Brother!

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/1/18 8:35 p.m.

In reply to JamesMcD :

I've reached the point of seething frustration, that I convinced myself that punching rusty metal was a better alternative.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/1/18 9:11 p.m.
JamesMcD said:

I will admit to crying beneath a car before.

Been there. I’ve also blown out my voice screaming BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK YOU YOU BERKING PIECE OF BERKING CORN at some recalcitrant part that refused to come off or go back on.  

RealMiniParker
RealMiniParker PowerDork
5/1/18 10:07 p.m.
JamesMcD said:

I will admit to crying beneath a car before.

I won't admit to it...

...to anyone other than you guys.

 

RealMiniParker
RealMiniParker PowerDork
5/1/18 10:13 p.m.

No, I didn't wear these brakes down this far. Bought the truck with much deferred maintenance. Both front rotors required the BFI method, but this one broke. 

dj06482
dj06482 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/1/18 10:24 p.m.

My co-worker got a ridiculous quote to change the front pads and rotors.  Seeing he was paid peanuts and lived in a high cost area, I took pity on him and offered to show him how he could do it himself and save money.

Fast forward to 1/2 an hour later -  5 of the 8 wheel studs snapped off when trying to loosen the lugnuts to get the two front wheels off.  Of course, no auto parts store had a full collection of studs in stock, so we took the grand tour of stores that day.

I did not shed a tear when that car was totaled a few months later.  

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