Those Porsche 914 headlights look familiar....

Here's a photo and the link.

THAT's a 914?! Yikes. Are those Chrysler 300M or Sebring headlights and grille? With Testarossa-grade side strakes? And a 959-esque wing? No thank you

Well it looks happy.

I'd drive that all day long.................

Looks like the messed up child of a Chrysler and a miata at the front 

759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

Knurled. said:

759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

i dunno I've seen way worse mashups than this........

914Driver said:

Well it looks happy.

It does, doesn't it? 

It looks like a car from GTA where it's a mix of 8 different vehicles.

It's different, that's for sure.

I feel like this thing just rides the auction circuit unsold. I am pretty sure I have seen it or something very similar at AC more than once. 

I told you not to feed the Miata after midnight!

I love the lines of a 914. 

This is painful to see.....

759NRNG said:

Knurled. said:

759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

i dunno I've seen way worse mashups than this........

Like this local Craigslist find:

That's just wrong, man...

I'm even actually buying it from the front fascia back, despite the mixed-metaphor Testarossa strakes.  But why in the name of Bob would you put 300M grille and lights on it?

Edit: Concorde / LX, I guess. 

Well, I suppose I can say that someone spent a decent amount of time getting it to where it is.

This thing is a well executed terrible idea.

It looks like a fighter jet and a catfish got into a horrible teleporter accident.

The 914 has fought to earn people's respect. This is not helping.

mainlandboy said:

759NRNG said:

Knurled. said:

759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

i dunno I've seen way worse mashups than this........

Like this local Craigslist find:

 

YEAH THAT RIGHT THERE............

It looks wider in the front than the back.  That's a weird illusion.  I hope...

And those are Porsche wheels I've never seen before.

Like this local Craigslist find:

 

That really hurts the eyes to see.  

Not sure if I've ever seen a more poorly concieved or executed car modification than that one right there.

Fail

In reply to Indy-Guy :

Oh great, now someone's going to dig up the weird Alero/pickup/van/Frankenstein thing

Don't mind if I do!

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In reply to Indy-Guy :

Kill it with fire, and napalm the gene pool it was conceived in