I'm looking for a full size Bronco, so I check CL religiously for those, Cherokee's and 944s because why not. So today I fond this which is hilariouos. It's obviously a response to a seller after a prospective buyer looked it over. I will link it, but also cust and paste it if I can.
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/1638795061.html
1985 Ford Bronco:
here are the specs if your interested: -217,292 miles -transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but the rest dont -the V6 engine was replaced with a V8, gas mileage is pretty good - i got about 12 mpg highway the other day but that was with premium -power windows but you have to turn a crank to roll them down -tape player - it does play but there is a def leppard tape jammed in there and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans! -i am a smoker so you can smell it in the car, but ill throw in an air-freshener for an extra 10 bucks -it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident and i didnt get it replaced. broncos are safe though so you wont have to worry about an airbag. -the air conditioning does not work anymore, but it used to and was really cold. -heat works if you drive the car for a while -the frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems -it can seat five which is good for kids, but the back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been professionally treated with windex -the rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap -you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, the rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system. i spoke to my friend who knows a lot about cars and he said it shouldnt cost more than a few bucks. im asking for $7,500 but am willing to negotiate. let me know what you think
thanks, Larry