Trucks are overrated

Joe Gearin wrote: vans rock!

Yeah, but they're no pickup.

Disco balls in vans hypnotize the unwary victim.

A compromise:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/1991336659.html

A vuck! Want one very much... not enough to do an engine swap though.

so awesome

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: - Heat + AC front and rear, check - Bed for up to 3000lbs of crap you don't want inside, check

1. How the hell do you heat your truck bed

2. My bed is for sleeping, I am hoping you have the wrong bed or else you need to go on a serious diet Jared.

Also can it seat 7 legally and still carry many coolers/tires/toolboxes/and a time out area for pouting challengers

1. I Think he meant the rear seat, not the bed.
2. I think he meant the bed of the truck, not a bedroom bed.

No kidding Sherlock..lol

So why did you ask, Holmes?

Definition of SATIRE

1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn

2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

You need to work on the use of emoticons.

aussiesmg wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: - Heat + AC front and rear, check - Bed for up to 3000lbs of crap you don't want inside, check

1. How the hell do you heat your truck bed 2. My bed is for sleeping, I am hoping you have the wrong bed or else you need to go on a serious diet Jared. Also can it seat 7 legally and still carry many coolers/tires/toolboxes/and a time out area for pouting challengers

It seats 6 legally and to reach the re-located coolers you just open the rear window.

Pouting is not permitted.

The bed is a large area behind the 6 passenger seating area and just in-front of the ample towing area where one might find repose... or place 1.5 tons of manure, a 5th wheel hitch, engines, kegs, coolers... and potentially... pouters (if rules were changed to permit).

It can be heated by installing the cap and opening the rear window.

Don't forget off road capability.

bravenrace said: Don't forget off road capability

I don't have a dog in this fight (OK I do own a pickup) ... but don't underestimate the van's ability off road, you just need the right van!

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Same could be said for a truck. You're not going to make me post a pic, are you?

bravenrace wrote: Same could be said for a truck. You're not going to make me post a pic, are you?

Don't worry I will