Where the fire when you need it?

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2021794363.html
Self explanatory.

It's almost worth buying just to watch it burn.

I've always felt the biggest weakness of the Triburon is that it just didn't have enough styling. It needs MORE.

some speedbump or curb or something hard appears to have felt it needed less styling up front.

Autotragics and bad body kits...why do those go together so well?

That is about 5 gallons of body filler and a large number of rattle cans of flat white paint less nasty than a celica i saw one time, but its still pretty bad.

I do like the 25mph rear bumper

I think it would work for Crap-Can racing....

Is that whats called flame surfacing?

Hey, can't you guys read?! He said it's a nice looking car...twice! I've got to wonder about the hood designer that copies a '90s Trans Am hood, then makes it even uglier! Whew!

Ack. $10 says that the interior smells like an old gym sock.

I had a 99.. the last with the combo headlights before they were with the individual 4 lights in the front.

For some reason, the kids always think those cars need some styling.. I liked mine nice and clean and lowered slightly with big tyres.

I miss mine, but I would not give up my BMW for it

At some point the chrome 'inlet' was down on the skirt, see the outline? It also had a hellacool wing on it, see the spots left behind on the deck? Is the hood even closed? I almost pissed myself how funny this car is, thank you DeadSkunk for brightening my day. I guess I'm just a sucker for burned rice