RoughandReady
RoughandReady HalfDork
7/25/14 9:56 p.m.

I went up to my buddy's house on the TN border today and was able to bribe his cousin into towing my new Toyota down to the First World. I was finally able to get some pictures while we waited for the wrecker, I also gave the truck and cheesy name. We were up in shine country, but I thought White Lightning was a little too cliche. White Frightening is certainly more accurate for the uphill project ahead.

Here's the basic starting point: Dirt, mold, and rust. The graphics looked a lot more gold when the truck was in the tobacco house. Disappointment. This is the good (unrusted) side of the truck. I think the roof of the tobacco house must have leaked on the driver's side. I can't really explain why one side is rusty and the other is perfect.

Here's the rusty side. Also, some shiny happy person covered the bed with old gross carpet. It's riveted on about every 3 inches. I think I've got a 3 hour date with a power drill.

Yum.

Engine bay. A lot of work needs to be done in here soon. So much junk. This truck came with cruise control and air conditioning, but without power steering, go figure. The truck appears to have some sort of tow package. It has a trailer brake controller and used to have a 5th wheel. Ethan (my buddy), claims the VIN tag says it has 4.82 rear gears. I'm not sure about this, and will investigate.

I'm going to sell off the old 22R and replace it with one of our 85.5-up cores that we have at the shop.

I've saved the best for last: the interior. What a hot berkeleying mess. I don't what it is that compels rednecks to glue old house carpeting to the interiors of cars (cough cough percocet), but it's a practice that I despise. I started to peel off some of the moldy carpet, and the interior underneath is spotless. The door cards are perfect and the dash has zero cracks. I just have to figure out how to remove all the old dried glue without damaging the interior plastic.

Well y'all, stay tuned for the next installment. White Frightening is going to get a bath, get stripped, and get all the non-essentials sold off to make way for bright shiny new parts.

Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel Dork
7/25/14 10:04 p.m.

Between the rust and the carpet, would it be worth just looking for a replacement bed? Or is that not a plausible option?

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic PowerDork
7/25/14 10:35 p.m.

This reinforces my opinion you should build a YO.

RoughandReady
RoughandReady HalfDork
7/25/14 11:04 p.m.
Stealthtercel wrote: Between the rust and the carpet, would it be worth just looking for a replacement bed? Or is that not a plausible option?

To be honest, this is one of the best beds I've seen around here. The floor of the bed is really solid and the tailgate is great. A pretty much rust free bed brings ~$450 around here. I really don't think I can afford one.

Kenny_McCormic wrote: This reinforces my opinion you should build a YO.

I don't know the reference. Looks like a 4x4.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
7/25/14 11:57 p.m.

Featured in a lot of Pixar movies, namely Toy Story.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic PowerDork
7/26/14 12:13 a.m.

USE THE WAND OF POWER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Mj1gM67Mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGc894z7IPg

NOHOME
NOHOME SuperDork
7/26/14 7:09 a.m.

Why this truck? I'd be running like a city slicker from a banjo player if I was offered that truck.

Feedyurhed
Feedyurhed SuperDork
7/26/14 7:16 a.m.
NOHOME wrote: Why this truck? I'd be running like a city slicker from a banjo player if I was offered that truck.

Agreed. That rust is insurmountable IMO.

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
7/26/14 7:37 a.m.

In five and a half decades I have never seen that degree of carpet treatment, and I live in redneck central.

Hope it works out for you.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
7/26/14 8:37 a.m.

In reply to fasted58:

I've never heard of that carpet treatment to the interior, but you can bet your ass I'm going to do it on one of ours now!

It would be perfect for my creepy stalker can, but honestly I like that one too much. Maybe I'll do it to the Accent. It shouldn't interfere with the airbags too much...

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
7/26/14 9:53 a.m.
Stealthtercel wrote: Between the rust and the carpet, would it be worth just looking for a replacement truck? Or is that not a plausible option?

FTFY

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
7/26/14 10:51 a.m.
Kenny_McCormic wrote: This reinforces my opinion you should build a YO.

To be specific that's a 1978 Gyoza Mark VII Lite Hauler

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/26/14 10:52 a.m.

I'm assuming someone paid you to take this.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
7/26/14 10:58 a.m.

Haha someone actually made the Pizza Planet truck.

http://www.therpf.com/f9/pizza-planet-truck-complete-156971/

Cuda
Cuda Reader
7/26/14 11:28 a.m.

Serious question, and I ask with all due respect: What the hell are you thinking?

RoughandReady
RoughandReady HalfDork
7/26/14 5:52 p.m.

Jeez, harsh. I thought it said "grass roots" at the top of the page.

stan_d
stan_d Dork
7/26/14 6:10 p.m.

Are you going to stuff an engine in the bed?  photo 9375813B-AEA0-4F0A-8624-81C7F403FD41_zpskqzqmcgt.png photo 9C5C4215-089B-41DE-A129-AAFC2430E0C0_zpsymhy1z0l.jpg

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