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yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/22/13 11:39 a.m.

ROFL!!!

fidelity101
fidelity101 Dork
8/22/13 11:43 a.m.
914Driver wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
kb58 wrote: There's a lot of fads out there that has to make people wonder how we go to where we are...
Hey these are practical shoes. They let you ski down the sand dunes.
They're for harvesting the Blue Agave Cactus which brings us Tequila.

someone get some more shoes then!

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/22/13 12:09 p.m.

In reply to fidelity101:

To hell with that, tell them to pick more or face deportation to "whatever Mexico's Mexico is"

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
8/22/13 12:35 p.m.

Super Fly would back hand bitch slap those people. Super Fly's pimp hand is strong.

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Dork
8/22/13 12:48 p.m.
kb58 wrote: There's a lot of fads out there that has to makes me wonder how managed to get as far as we have. Thankfully we have science to offset such efforts at... I'm not sure what.

This is literally what I thought of when I first saw those "swanga" wheels.

I think if you fixed the steering wheel, LCD headrests, and wheels on that Caddie, it would actually be a nice car.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade UltraDork
8/22/13 12:54 p.m.

You have to be careful with those LCD headrest things. I've heard of "gansta" guys getting pulled over because their porn was visible to anyone behind them. That's also such a great invitation to pull you over and search the car for anything else illegal.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/22/13 1:09 p.m.

Doesn't seem smart to drive around watching porn, your hootus could get caught in the spokes of the steering wheel when you turn

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
8/22/13 2:09 p.m.

or if could get caught in your swanga

jdbuilder
jdbuilder New Reader
8/22/13 4:23 p.m.
NOHOME wrote:
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: There is no way these are legal, by any means.
Did a bit of searching and yeah, they are. Or at least not being declared as illegal by the cops. Bigger issue is that people will literally kill for these?

It's crazy but its true.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/22/13 4:33 p.m.
bgkast wrote: or if could get caught in your swanga

If your hootus can reach your swanga, and the best you can do is roll around in an old eldorado with porn on the screen, you need to go ahead and end your life, because you should be IN that porn.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/22/13 5:00 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
bgkast wrote: or if could get caught in your swanga
If your hootus can reach your swanga, and the best you can do is roll around in an old eldorado with porn on the screen, you need to go ahead and end your life, because you should be IN that porn.

Who said the swanga wasn't on the steering wheel?

donalson
donalson PowerDork
8/22/13 5:21 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote: I think those things are originally from Houston so we can blame them.

wouldn't be surprised... I've seen them on a few cars here on CL... silly stuff

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/22/13 5:22 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
mndsm wrote:
bgkast wrote: or if could get caught in your swanga
If your hootus can reach your swanga, and the best you can do is roll around in an old eldorado with porn on the screen, you need to go ahead and end your life, because you should be IN that porn.
Who said the swanga wasn't on the steering wheel?

IDK about you, but my steering wheel is still fairly far away from my man parts.

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
8/22/13 8:16 p.m.

More from the same webpage

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
8/22/13 8:17 p.m.

Seems to be out of Texas.

t25torx
t25torx Reader
8/22/13 8:28 p.m.

If i was in my truck and one of these was coming towards me on a small 2 lane. I would make sure to stay extra close to the middle lines.

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
8/22/13 9:46 p.m.

Oh, I get it now. I'm assuming "swanga" is the noise these things will make when they side-swiped by a plow truck, so it sorta makes sense.

mistanfo
mistanfo UltraDork
8/22/13 10:19 p.m.
clownkiller wrote: More from the same webpage

Is that a hubcap w/ fake knock off installed in the rear passenger door?

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
8/22/13 10:57 p.m.
mistanfo wrote:
clownkiller wrote: More from the same webpage
Is that a hubcap w/ fake knock off installed in the rear passenger door?

it matches the one in the rear driver's side door.

jmthunderbirdturbo
jmthunderbirdturbo Reader
8/23/13 4:35 a.m.
clownkiller wrote: Seems to be out of Texas.

minus the wheels and chrome, i REALLY like the top-less panther...wonder if theres ANY re-inforcement to counter act the missing structure? i doubt it, but i still like the lines of a 4-door panther roadster. kind of like a full size miata!

-J0N

gjz30075
gjz30075 Reader
8/23/13 5:32 a.m.
NOHOME wrote: Note proud owner behind the top car. How do people with this low of an IQ swing enough employment income to buy these cars?

Most likely leased at $10 a month, which is their total worth. After one month its all profit.

carbon
carbon New Reader
8/23/13 10:07 a.m.
jmthunderbirdturbo wrote:
clownkiller wrote: Seems to be out of Texas.
minus the wheels and chrome, i REALLY like the top-less panther...wonder if theres ANY re-inforcement to counter act the missing structure? i doubt it, but i still like the lines of a 4-door panther roadster. kind of like a full size miata! -J0N

HAHAHAHAHA a full sized miata, you're killing me HAHAHAHA

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
8/23/13 12:13 p.m.

Minus the ankle-hackers, goofy doors, etc, etc, etc, I would totally rock that cadillac on some daytons & vogues. In that color.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/23/13 12:16 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Minus the ankle-hackers, goofy doors, etc, etc, etc, I would totally rock that cadillac on some daytons & vogues. In that color.

You and me both. I tend to like well executed goofy E36 M3 like this- because while it's goofy, certain elements appeal to me. The paint and the laid out stance of the caddy in particular....

Duke
Duke PowerDork
8/23/13 12:21 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Minus the ankle-hackers, goofy doors, etc, etc, etc, I would totally rock that cadillac on some daytons & vogues. In that color.

The pink one is a Roadmaster... unless you're talking the blue Eldo up top. I did find the stance of the pink one worryingly appealing.

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