Umm.... OH MY GOD!!!! 
I don't get it, it's got the same reliability as the original since it's missing it's engine and transmission...
Mmmmmmm yeah.
The 2010 Federal Census For The State of Alabama
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oops, stuttery fingers.
Not sure what happened above... but...
The 4x4 944 is something of epic failure
I remember an old article about a 912 in an english mag in the eighties casually mentioning all the 911's stacked high in Swiss junkyards. at least Billy Bob is learning some crude fabrication skillz!
hey 914Driver... that wasn't very nice... I was born in Alabama.... not nice at all 
... funny though...
Meh, much as I like 944s, this one is better:
I'd drive either one of them.
That's awesome.
You don't have to live too far south; there's a very similar Porsche-4x4 contraption on US-23 just south of Chillicothe, OH.
wbjones wrote: hey 914Driver... that wasn't very nice... I was born in Alabama.... not nice at all
Almost as funny as some Yankee building a van-type contraption that features some berkeleying bat wings.
Cain't we all just git along, Ya'll?
I gotta take some pics of my friend's 4x4 Jag XKE.
I saw that in the barter section the other day. I almost emailed him just for the heck of it.
wonder if the chickens come with the car?
Yeah, love the farm animals in the pic. LOL!
Wow that is some impressive Wheel __________ gap.
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